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#31
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
October 1, 2018 at 6:31 pm
It's not so much the quantity, as it is the quality. Pure virgin blood spilled at midnight, is enough for at least 5 pumpkin patches.
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October 1, 2018 at 6:35 pm
(October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Dear Valkyrie,

The gf and I have recently bought a house and finished fixing it up.
Now I find myself with some time on my hand. I thought I might venture into gardening.
I was thinking of planting three pumpkin patches.

How many corpses should I bury in the neighbouring soil?

All the best,

Obvious

3 per 5 metre square section.

Or 5 shildren per same size section.

Do not bury religious prosletysers in your garden. While they're full of shit, it's the wrong kind of fertilizer.

They're best fed through a wood chipper and used for pest control.

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#33
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
October 1, 2018 at 7:20 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 4:12 pm)SaStrike Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Taking requests.

Send bobs and vegana

Sending who where?
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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#34
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
October 1, 2018 at 7:24 pm
(October 1, 2018 at 6:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Today: Witnesses.

Leave none.

That leaves no tooters. Poor horn.
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October 1, 2018 at 7:39 pm (This post was last modified: October 1, 2018 at 7:39 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(October 1, 2018 at 7:20 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 4:12 pm)SaStrike Wrote: Send bobs and vegana

Sending who where?

Are you a vegan, Bob?

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October 1, 2018 at 7:41 pm
(October 1, 2018 at 7:24 pm)wyzas Wrote:
(October 1, 2018 at 6:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Today: Witnesses.

Leave none.

That leaves no tooters. Poor horn.

Leaves no pooters, either.

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October 1, 2018 at 7:50 pm
(October 1, 2018 at 7:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 1, 2018 at 7:20 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote: Sending who where?

Are you a vegan, Bob?

‘Fraid not. I have a love of all things meaty.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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October 1, 2018 at 7:53 pm
(October 1, 2018 at 7:50 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote:
(October 1, 2018 at 7:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Are you a vegan, Bob?

‘Fraid not. I have a love of all things meaty.

I guess SaStrike will have to explain this comment then.

To the open forum.

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#39
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October 1, 2018 at 11:22 pm
(October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Dear Valkyrie,

The gf and I have recently bought a house and finished fixing it up.
Now I find myself with some time on my hand. I thought I might venture into gardening.
I was thinking of planting three pumpkin patches.

How many corpses should I bury in the neighbouring soil?

All the best,

Obvious

Whatever else you do, please don't plant white pumpkins.  That's just so wrong.  Things with stupid faces cut into them with knives and filled with fire should be orange.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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October 2, 2018 at 1:44 am
(October 1, 2018 at 11:22 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:
(October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Dear Valkyrie,

The gf and I have recently bought a house and finished fixing it up.
Now I find myself with some time on my hand. I thought I might venture into gardening.
I was thinking of planting three pumpkin patches.

How many corpses should I bury in the neighbouring soil?

All the best,

Obvious

Whatever else you do, please don't plant white pumpkins.  That's just so wrong.  Things with stupid faces cut into them with knives and filled with fire should be orange.

Just like humans!

What?

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