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(October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Dear Valkyrie, 3 per 5 metre square section. Or 5 shildren per same size section. Do not bury religious prosletysers in your garden. While they're full of shit, it's the wrong kind of fertilizer. They're best fed through a wood chipper and used for pest control. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (October 1, 2018 at 6:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Today: Witnesses. That leaves no tooters. Poor horn.
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(October 1, 2018 at 7:20 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote:(September 30, 2018 at 4:12 pm)SaStrike Wrote: Send bobs and vegana Are you a vegan, Bob? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (October 1, 2018 at 7:24 pm)wyzas Wrote:(October 1, 2018 at 6:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Today: Witnesses. Leaves no pooters, either. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (October 1, 2018 at 7:50 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote:(October 1, 2018 at 7:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Are you a vegan, Bob? I guess SaStrike will have to explain this comment then. To the open forum. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Dear Valkyrie, Whatever else you do, please don't plant white pumpkins. That's just so wrong. Things with stupid faces cut into them with knives and filled with fire should be orange.
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(October 1, 2018 at 11:22 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:(October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Dear Valkyrie, Just like humans! What? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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