Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 29, 2024, 1:43 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
The Holy Bible 101
#11
RE: The Holy Bible 101
I recall Evid3nc3 de-constructing the Bible beautifully in his de-conversion series:

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70SYwkoH_yc

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q37NhrCPNo

I wish this was around on YouTube when I de-converted from Christianity/Pantheism. Smile
Reply
#12
RE: The Holy Bible 101
(September 26, 2011 at 1:20 pm)Cinjin Wrote: You're preaching to the choir brother! Tongue

It's 1) entertainment, and 2) a reminder, mate.

People have been brainwashed everyday for 2,000 years and 10 times a day, so to neutralize that/deprogram them I'll have to remind 'm only another 7,299,999 times... Big Grin
Reply
#13
RE: The Holy Bible 101
(September 27, 2011 at 8:58 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(September 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Apparently god could have used an editor, yes. I've recently been informed that the message of god is actually only four words long. Talk about overwritten.

What four words?

My guesses:

On your knees, mortal!

Send your money today.

Don't question your priest.

"You have been trolled."

Reply
#14
RE: The Holy Bible 101
(September 27, 2011 at 4:49 pm)I_Blaspheme Wrote:
(September 27, 2011 at 8:58 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(September 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Apparently god could have used an editor, yes. I've recently been informed that the message of god is actually only four words long. Talk about overwritten.

What four words?

My guesses:

On your knees, mortal!

Send your money today.

Don't question your priest.

"You have been trolled."

You will be assimilated!
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
Reply
#15
RE: The Holy Bible 101
(September 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Apparently god could have used an editor, yes. I've recently been informed that the message of god is actually only four words long. Talk about overwritten.

He's had hundreds of editors. It is a project to get it down to 4 new words (the old ones being 'Old Testament' and 'New Testament'.
One brilliant editor whose contribution we all remember got it down to: 連邦政府軍のご協力により. A.k.a. "All Your Base Are Belong To Us".
He got zapped.
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  The problem with "Holy Places". onlinebiker 28 3266 March 8, 2020 at 3:16 pm
Last Post: EgoDeath
  Gender of Holy Spirit TwoKnives99 31 5847 November 17, 2018 at 2:10 pm
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  Why We don't take your Holy Scriptures Seriously vulcanlogician 75 9600 October 25, 2018 at 5:15 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  First Holy Communion (reflections) vulcanlogician 39 7167 May 13, 2018 at 7:14 pm
Last Post: Abaddon_ire
  Finding the holy grail ignoramus 3 1199 May 4, 2018 at 8:25 am
Last Post: Silver
  How can you explain the miracle of the Holy Fire? Thracian 42 12121 April 23, 2018 at 1:18 pm
Last Post: Astreja
  Satanic Bible vs Christian Bible ƵenKlassen 31 8620 November 27, 2017 at 10:38 am
Last Post: drfuzzy
Music Are the holy angels like the time-cops? theBorg 150 23771 October 11, 2016 at 3:54 pm
Last Post: Ravenshire
  The Holy Horseshit...No Matter Who Wrote It...Is The Problem Minimalist 7 4255 December 12, 2015 at 1:14 am
Last Post: Wyrd of Gawd
  Self Deception 101 Silver 5 1639 January 27, 2015 at 3:11 am
Last Post: robvalue



Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)