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Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 27, 2019 at 9:51 pm
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In Matthew 27:52, it is written,
Quote:and the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. (NIV)
Why did no secular sources record this "event"?
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 27, 2019 at 10:00 pm
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The zombies ate their brains.
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 27, 2019 at 10:02 pm
(January 27, 2019 at 10:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The zombies at their brains.
Invisible zombies??
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 27, 2019 at 11:21 pm
Why not...honestly? The dead magically rose from their graves but were only magically seen by the author of magic book.
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 12:32 am
Apparently, Mel Gibson is making his sequel to The Passion of the Christ, and part of it will take place in Hell. I really hope this turns out to be the Christian blockbuster we’ve all been waiting for: Jesus’ cricifixion leads to the dead coming back to life and starting a zombie apocalypse, and Jesus has to come back to stop them. And he has to confront the spirit of Judas, who’s really pissed at becoming a byword for traitor when he was literally doing what Jesus told him to do. And maybe seriously question the competence of God himself.
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 3:08 am
(January 28, 2019 at 12:32 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Apparently, Mel Gibson is making his sequel to The Passion of the Christ, and part of it will take place in Hell. I really hope this turns out to be the Christian blockbuster we’ve all been waiting for: Jesus’ cricifixion leads to the dead coming back to life and starting a zombie apocalypse, and Jesus has to come back to stop them. And he has to confront the spirit of Judas, who’s really pissed at becoming a byword for traitor when he was literally doing what Jesus told him to do. And maybe seriously question the competence of God himself.
When marlon Brando made a movie that took place on a tropical Polynesian island, he bought the island afterwards, moved to it, and married his Polynesian costar.
Perhaps Mel Gibson will stay in hell after he is finished filming as well.
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 3:59 am
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 10:50 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 12:07 pm
(January 27, 2019 at 9:51 pm)Jehanne Wrote: In Matthew 27:52, it is written,
Quote:and the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. (NIV)
Why did no secular sources record this "event"?
do you not uderstand the difference between a zombie and the resurrected?
Zombies are not self aware, who ever the dead were they no longer are, what is left is a primal example of the living dead. What Jesus is describing is the resurrection of the dead where the dead simply woke up. and lived out what life they had left.
In the end we are all to be resurrected some to eternal life other to everlasting destruction.
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 12:35 pm
While we have your expertise, what's the difference between a goblin and a kobold?
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