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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 12:39 pm
(January 28, 2019 at 12:07 pm)Drich Wrote: (January 27, 2019 at 9:51 pm)Jehanne Wrote: In Matthew 27:52, it is written,
Why did no secular sources record this "event"?
do you not uderstand the difference between a zombie and the resurrected?
Zombies are not self aware, who ever the dead were they no longer are, what is left is a primal example of the living dead. What Jesus is describing is the resurrection of the dead where the dead simply woke up. and lived out what life they had left.
In the end we are all to be resurrected some to eternal life other to everlasting destruction.
Jesus isn't describing anything in that passage. Read your bible.
But back to the point, I don't think the resurrection described here fits the term 'zombie'. I've always imagined them more like mummies.
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 12:41 pm
(January 28, 2019 at 12:35 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: While we have your expertise, what's the difference between a goblin and a kobold?
goblins eat/gobble bologna and kobolds are just gae...
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 12:44 pm
(January 28, 2019 at 12:35 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: While we have your expertise, what's the difference between a goblin and a kobold?
I saw one of those at the foot of my bed early one morning; it (he) was small and brown, with an evil grin on his face, his square teeth showing through his small mouth. I remember lying in bed, thinking, "Wow, and so, this is a waking dream". Never experienced such since.
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 12:51 pm
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(January 28, 2019 at 12:41 pm)Drich Wrote: (January 28, 2019 at 12:35 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: While we have your expertise, what's the difference between a goblin and a kobold?
goblins eat/gobble bologna and kobolds are just gae...
Awesome, just a few more, while I still have you. Fairies and Pixies?
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 12:59 pm
(January 28, 2019 at 12:51 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: (January 28, 2019 at 12:41 pm)Drich Wrote: goblins eat/gobble bologna and kobolds are just gae...
Awesome, just a few more, while I still have you. Fairies and Pixies?
Fairies are more colour-coordinated?
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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(January 28, 2019 at 12:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (January 28, 2019 at 12:51 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Awesome, just a few more, while I still have you. Fairies and Pixies?
Fairies are more colour-coordinated?
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Color-coated. as well:
![[Image: summer-fairy-queen.jpg]](https://www.gift-central.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/summer-fairy-queen.jpg)
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 5:08 pm
(January 28, 2019 at 10:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: ![[Image: 20190128-154913.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/L4yCQctm/20190128-154913.png)
I've seen a similar cartoon but with cheerleaders.
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 5:14 pm
(January 28, 2019 at 12:35 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: While we have your expertise, what's the difference between a goblin and a kobold?
![[Image: Goblin_slayer_strategist-6918.jpg?rect=1...pg&fit=max]](https://images.8tracks.com/cover/i/012/772/321/Goblin_slayer_strategist-6918.jpg?rect=168,200,465,465&q=98&fm=jpg&fit=max)
The difference is goblins are soon to be extinct.
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 5:18 pm
(January 28, 2019 at 12:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (January 28, 2019 at 12:07 pm)Drich Wrote: do you not uderstand the difference between a zombie and the resurrected?
Zombies are not self aware, who ever the dead were they no longer are, what is left is a primal example of the living dead. What Jesus is describing is the resurrection of the dead where the dead simply woke up. and lived out what life they had left.
In the end we are all to be resurrected some to eternal life other to everlasting destruction.
Jesus isn't describing anything in that passage. Read your bible.
But back to the point, I don't think the resurrection described here fits the term 'zombie'. I've always imagined them more like mummies.
Boru is this another disguised prebann warning? or can I call you a dumb ass who's over looking the very greek word that describe the resurrected define or rather describe the condition of the people being brought back Ie he doesn't have to describe anything as his literal vocabulary, the same method you douche bags are using to move the goal posts to zombiehood..
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RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
January 28, 2019 at 5:18 pm
(January 28, 2019 at 12:35 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: While we have your expertise, what's the difference between a goblin and a kobold?
The spelling.
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