So apparently when a friend asks you to send good vibes they don't mean a box of dildos.
Ooops.
Be specific, woman!
Ooops.
Be specific, woman!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (February 26, 2019 at 6:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So apparently when a friend asks you to send good vibes they don't mean a box of dildos. Did you get that box from the dildo farm? I hear they're having trouble with squatters.
It's nearly 2020.
They're no longer "anti-vaxxers". They're now "plague enthusiasts". Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Q: What is the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (February 27, 2019 at 4:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Q: What is the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? Its not our fault that women hide the bloody things. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  (February 27, 2019 at 5:26 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(February 27, 2019 at 4:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Q: What is the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? I'm my wife is happy that I have big hands with long thick fingers.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
RE: joke time
February 27, 2019 at 9:10 pm
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Went to a pet shop that specialised in reptiles.
Asked the guy if he had any chameleons. He looked at an apparently empty enclosure, burst into tears and screamed, "I don't know!!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I asked 100 women what brand of shampoo they use. 100% of them answered, 'Who are you and what the hell are you doing in my bathroom??'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Little Billy disappeared from his home in the small German town, causing great distress.
Two days later his body was found in a field outside town. He had been skinned. That same day the local toymaker went into his son's room and made a terrible discovery... Pinocchio hadn't given up on his dream... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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