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#3021
RE: joke time
February 23, 2019 at 6:04 pm
I ate a clock yesterday.  It was very time consuming.  Especially when I went back for seconds.

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RE: joke time
February 24, 2019 at 3:15 am
(February 21, 2019 at 11:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I bet my partner oral sex that I could beat him at Mario Kart.

I lost.

Now he keeps rubbing it in my face!

I've never played Mario Kart before but I'd challenge you to a few games.
I'm fairly sure I wouldn't mind losing. ;-)




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RE: joke time
February 24, 2019 at 2:07 pm
I've just found a toaster with AI that can do most things for you.

It can connect to your phone and keep in contact with family and friends. Organise your life. Help with your social media. Even make toast.

And when you discover that you're filling the holes in your meaninhless life with gadgets, it will even take a bath with you.

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#3024
RE: joke time
February 25, 2019 at 10:42 pm
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RE: joke time
February 25, 2019 at 10:49 pm
My new book debunking Astral Projection is selling fantastic! I am beside myself!
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RE: joke time
February 26, 2019 at 5:21 pm
'If the shoe fits, buy it.' - Mrs. Boru's motto.

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RE: joke time
February 26, 2019 at 6:11 pm
Friend: "I want you to kill my ex but make it look like an accident!"

Me: "Okay."

Crime scene scientist: "It looks like someone put a banana peel under his foot after he was beaten yo death with a crowbar."

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RE: joke time
February 26, 2019 at 6:19 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2019 at 6:19 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(February 26, 2019 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Friend: "I want you to kill my ex but make it look like an accident!"

Me: "Okay."

Crime scene scientist: "It looks like someone put a banana peel under his foot after he was beaten yo death with a crowbar.

Puts me in mind of smart answers to stupid questions:

'Did you shoot him?'
'No, officer. He was BORN with six bullet holes in his chest.'

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RE: joke time
February 26, 2019 at 6:45 pm
(February 26, 2019 at 6:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 26, 2019 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Friend: "I want you to kill my ex but make it look like an accident!"

Me: "Okay."

Crime scene scientist: "It looks like someone put a banana peel under his foot after he was beaten yo death with a crowbar.

Puts me in mind of smart answers to stupid questions:

'Did you shoot him?'
'No, officer. He was BORN with six bullet holes in his chest.'

Boru

HA HA HA HA .........

Not sure that would be the thing to say to police if you were a person of interest, even if innocent.

Good one. Hehe Hilarious
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RE: joke time
February 26, 2019 at 6:50 pm
So apparently when a friend asks you to send good vibes they don't mean a box of dildos.

Ooops.

Be specific, woman!

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