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One for the Floridasnake files.
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One for the Floridasnake files.
April 9, 2019 at 6:41 am
Florida python: Massive pregnant snake caught using new approach

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RE: One for the Floridasnake files.
April 9, 2019 at 7:30 am
Holy jumping fucking shitballs.

*furiously scratches 'Visit Florida' off his to-do list*

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RE: One for the Floridasnake files.
April 9, 2019 at 8:16 am
Should be the last thing on the bucket list, I think.
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RE: One for the Floridasnake files.
April 9, 2019 at 8:47 am
I doubt a snake like that would hurt a human, unless it caught you off guard, like sleeping.
I'd avoid one in the wild, but I wouldn't be scared of it.




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RE: One for the Floridasnake files.
April 9, 2019 at 8:49 am
(April 9, 2019 at 8:47 am)Little lunch Wrote: I doubt a snake like that would hurt a human, unless it caught you off guard, like sleeping.
I'd avoid one in the wild, but I wouldn't be scared of it.

LOL They can be irascible. You should be afraid of them.
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RE: One for the Floridasnake files.
April 9, 2019 at 9:55 am
Floridians will have to get used to them, they're too established to eradicate now, management is all that can be hoped for. They're not like bears or pumas or wolves; they don't need much territory, don't have to range far, and reproduce fast.
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RE: One for the Floridasnake files.
April 9, 2019 at 10:04 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2019 at 10:11 am by The Grand Nudger.)
We already are.  Just like the goddamned tree lizards.




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_in...in_Florida


-probably explains how I ended up being a hardcore environmentalist who advocates for the value of shooting things...lol. Perpetual open season, no bag limit, on invasives with a taxed and guided tag...sounds like a wonderful idea to me.

You'll note that if a fucked up snake exists in the world, A Florida Man has already released many of them into the wild somewhere out in The Sunshine. We already had our own poisonous snakes, lizards and bugs..., siiiigh. This is why we had to wear metal leggings as kids, which is absolutely not fun in armpits asshole heat.
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RE: One for the Floridasnake files.
April 9, 2019 at 11:09 am
In Texas there is no closed season on feral hogs. That's not keeping them down. Need a bounty, I think. ("Fill your freezer and have money to buy beers." Texan magnet.)
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RE: One for the Floridasnake files.
April 9, 2019 at 11:12 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2019 at 11:12 am by The Grand Nudger.)
In florida, you can take a hog on private property any time of the year by any means, no license required.  

ON WMAs, however, there are season restrictions and bag limits and licensing.  Guess where the hogs go to breed, lol.
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RE: One for the Floridasnake files.
April 9, 2019 at 11:30 am
Always a bureaucrat around to create unplanned loopholes.
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