What do you think: can I make any conspiracy "legit" by using the usual rethoric? I guess you can even suggest conspiracy theory ideas and I'll try to "develop" them.
Here are few:
We actually live on the Moon
Yes, it's all left's agenda and the liberal media that falsely convinced people that we live on Earth and not the Moon. The liberals are saying that to blow up real estate prices, heighten food prices, steal jobs and starve people around the world so that they can also push their social agenda where they will cage the backbone working class people and then starve themselves in mass ritual for satan.
That liberal racist rhetoric started with that secular leftist Jew Carl Sagan's TV show "Cosmos" where he contorted people to believe we don't live on the Moon by showing pictures of Earth in his show and calling it "our home".
We are aliens from the another planet
The left. The homosexual liberals who have taken over the Vatican and embraced heliocentricism and then another satanic doctrine the evolution to falsely claim this planet as place of our origins when every backbone working American knows that Bible says how we came from paradise which is in heaven - and what is in heaven if not other planets.
This is all because these communists want you to embrace customs of this planet, like homosexuality with all those gay animals, as your natural ways and raise your kids as homosexuals so that they don't have progeny and get extinct in the name of satan.
Shit is edible
Yes, it's the left that has gone now so far that has nothing to do with the constitution that they are promoting so called healthy diets, even by Michelle Obama, that don't include shit. That's all because they want you to starve, be hungry like in those communist Bible hating utopias that do that, not only because they hate human race but also to mock God because God made shit for people to eat it because not only is it shaped like a banana (and we all know how banana is designed as perfect food) but God also told people in the Bible to cook on shit and eat shit. So bon appétit.
Bleach is actually healthy to drink
No wonder that the socialist liberal agenda who wants to break the backbone of US - the working class - hates bleach because it's Hydrogen peroxide. It is almost like water but with extra oxygen which means that it gives those who drink it extra oxygen which means extra energy for work and prayer and life. This is why Adam, Methuselah, Noah and all other men in early history lived for centuries and were strong enough to build pyramids and tower of Babel - because they drank bleach and bathed in rivers of bleach.
But the racist, homosexual leftists are marking bleach as poison because they are trying to make socialist society where everyone is too weak to work and too weak to protect their families so that the big government can easily manipulate them. Drink bleach now!
Here are few:
We actually live on the Moon
Yes, it's all left's agenda and the liberal media that falsely convinced people that we live on Earth and not the Moon. The liberals are saying that to blow up real estate prices, heighten food prices, steal jobs and starve people around the world so that they can also push their social agenda where they will cage the backbone working class people and then starve themselves in mass ritual for satan.
That liberal racist rhetoric started with that secular leftist Jew Carl Sagan's TV show "Cosmos" where he contorted people to believe we don't live on the Moon by showing pictures of Earth in his show and calling it "our home".
We are aliens from the another planet
The left. The homosexual liberals who have taken over the Vatican and embraced heliocentricism and then another satanic doctrine the evolution to falsely claim this planet as place of our origins when every backbone working American knows that Bible says how we came from paradise which is in heaven - and what is in heaven if not other planets.
This is all because these communists want you to embrace customs of this planet, like homosexuality with all those gay animals, as your natural ways and raise your kids as homosexuals so that they don't have progeny and get extinct in the name of satan.
Shit is edible
Yes, it's the left that has gone now so far that has nothing to do with the constitution that they are promoting so called healthy diets, even by Michelle Obama, that don't include shit. That's all because they want you to starve, be hungry like in those communist Bible hating utopias that do that, not only because they hate human race but also to mock God because God made shit for people to eat it because not only is it shaped like a banana (and we all know how banana is designed as perfect food) but God also told people in the Bible to cook on shit and eat shit. So bon appétit.
Bleach is actually healthy to drink
No wonder that the socialist liberal agenda who wants to break the backbone of US - the working class - hates bleach because it's Hydrogen peroxide. It is almost like water but with extra oxygen which means that it gives those who drink it extra oxygen which means extra energy for work and prayer and life. This is why Adam, Methuselah, Noah and all other men in early history lived for centuries and were strong enough to build pyramids and tower of Babel - because they drank bleach and bathed in rivers of bleach.
But the racist, homosexual leftists are marking bleach as poison because they are trying to make socialist society where everyone is too weak to work and too weak to protect their families so that the big government can easily manipulate them. Drink bleach now!
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
