When I was a nipper we used to hold hands while sitting at the dinner table and say "a blessing on the meal and peace be on the earth" - which, on balance, was nice. I live alone ATM and often go "ahhhhhhh!" before mouthful number one if the meal is good and exciting/yummy looking.
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A prayer before dinner
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Maybe you could try yelling spells from Harry Potter after your friend prays in front of you, like:
Wingardium Leviosa Expecto Patronum Riddikulus
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (October 1, 2019 at 2:28 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Maybe you could try yelling spells from Harry Potter after your friend prays in front of you, like: Avada kedavra doesn’t work... 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (October 1, 2019 at 3:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(October 1, 2019 at 2:28 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Maybe you could try yelling spells from Harry Potter after your friend prays in front of you, like: inagodadavida baby
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(October 1, 2019 at 3:25 pm)wyzas Wrote:(October 1, 2019 at 3:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Avada kedavra doesn’t work... Isn’t that the guy from Princess Bride? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (October 1, 2019 at 3:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(October 1, 2019 at 3:25 pm)wyzas Wrote: inagodadavida baby Inconceivable!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(October 1, 2019 at 5:54 pm)wyzas Wrote:(October 1, 2019 at 3:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Isn’t that the guy from Princess Bride? Never shout this in a fertility clinic. Lesson learned three times... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: A prayer before dinner
October 1, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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(October 1, 2019 at 6:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(October 1, 2019 at 5:54 pm)wyzas Wrote: Inconceivable! Aren't they mostly dead anyway? 
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(October 1, 2019 at 3:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(October 1, 2019 at 2:28 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Maybe you could try yelling spells from Harry Potter after your friend prays in front of you, like: Yeah, even Jesus couldn't make that one work, although he tried. But he seems to make the spell Rennervate to work.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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