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What will you say to God when you stand before him?
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
November 5, 2019 at 5:44 pm
Bich, bich, bich.
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November 7, 2019 at 9:40 am
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
November 7, 2019 at 10:08 am
Drich doesn't believe in morality, he believes in god, so none of these questions will mean much. Good is whatever god does or is or commands. If that's skullfucking your neighbor and selling his virgin daughters into sexual slavery, then so be it.
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November 7, 2019 at 7:47 pm (This post was last modified: November 7, 2019 at 7:49 pm by notimportant1234.)
Let me give you a test and I'm sure you'll score in the .1%, it's the one about psychopaths.
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November 7, 2019 at 8:02 pm (This post was last modified: November 7, 2019 at 8:02 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
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November 7, 2019 at 9:26 pm (This post was last modified: November 7, 2019 at 9:26 pm by Fireball.)
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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November 8, 2019 at 11:06 am
"Why malaria though?"
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
November 8, 2019 at 1:03 pm (This post was last modified: November 8, 2019 at 1:14 pm by Gwaithmir. Edit Reason: Typo )
@Drich

Here's an inconvenient truth. God the abortionist:

“Give them, O Lord! What wilt thou give? Give them miscarrying wombs and dry breasts.” (Hosea 9:14)


“Samaria shall become desolate; for she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.” (Hosea 13:16)


“Then Menahem smote Tiphsah, and all that were therein, and the coasts thereof from Tirzah: because they opened not to him, therefore he smote it; and all the women therein that were with child he ripped up.” (2 Kings 15:16)


“Therefore now thus saith the Lord, the Lord of Hosts, the God of Israel: Wherefore ye commit ye this great evil against your souls, to cut off from you man and woman, child and suckling, out of Judah, to leave you none to remain;” (Jeremiah 44:7)


“Ephraim is smitten, their root is dried up, they shall bear no fruit; yea, though they bring forth, yet I will slay even the beloved fruit of their womb.” (Hosea 9:16)


“Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword; their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.” (Hosea 13:16)
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
November 8, 2019 at 1:09 pm
So basically his chosen people need to propagate as much as possible, and everyone else can just go die in a hole.
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
November 8, 2019 at 1:18 pm
(November 8, 2019 at 1:03 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: @Drich

Here's an inconvenient truth. God the abortionist:

“Give them, O Lord! What wilt thou give? Give them miscarrying wombs and dry breasts.” (Hosea 9:14)


“Samaria shall become desolate; for she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.” (Hosea 13:16)


“Then Menahem smote Tiphsah, and all that were therein, and the coasts thereof from Tirzah: because they opened not to him, therefore he smote it; and all the women therein that were with child he ripped up.” (2 Kings 15:16)


“Therefore now thus saith the Lord, the Lord of Hosts, the God of Israel: Wherefore ye commit ye this great evil against your souls, to cut off from you man and woman, child and suckling, out of Judah, to leave you none to remain;” (Jeremiah 44:7)


“Ephraim is smitten, their root is dried up, they shall bear no fruit; yea, though they bring forth, yet I will slay even the beloved fruit of their womb.” (Hosea 9:16)


“Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword; their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.” (Hosea 13:16)

(jumping ahead to save Drich the trouble) 

You're taking those verses out of context.  If you were smart enough to read ancient Hebrew, you'd know that the word translated 'womb' actually means 'a slightly damaged golf ball'.

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