‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione  (November 11, 2019 at 2:29 pm)LastPoet Wrote:(November 11, 2019 at 1:41 pm)brewer Wrote: Wash your freaking hands!!! Let's not get carried away. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (November 11, 2019 at 2:29 pm)LastPoet Wrote:(November 11, 2019 at 1:41 pm)brewer Wrote: Wash your freaking hands!!! Yeah, no kidding! I went on a camp out with a large group (>300 people), and one of the guys volunteered to make the tuna salad for sandwiches. Big crowd, big (5 pound) cans of tuna. He mixed it all (tuna, mayo, pickle chunks) together with his bare hands, and wore his apron all through the afternoon, wiping his hands on it as needed.  So many people with ass-to-mouth disease at the end of the event! 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (November 11, 2019 at 10:47 pm)Fireball Wrote:(November 11, 2019 at 2:29 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Before and after. Some people don't know basic higiene. What I meant is that the person eating the sardine pics its flesh with its own hands and eats it (some people dont like the skin so those remove it first, me personally likey). If yhey are fresh, the meat will come out easily. 
Every time I see this thread title I wonder what certain biblical figures did with all those foreskins...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (November 12, 2019 at 1:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Every time I see this thread title I wonder what certain biblical figures did with all those foreskins... The rabbis sew them into wallets. When they need to travel, they just stroke the wallet until it's a suitcase, and then pack up.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(November 12, 2019 at 2:43 pm)Fireball Wrote:(November 12, 2019 at 1:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Every time I see this thread title I wonder what certain biblical figures did with all those foreskins... And the prize for giving me a good laugh this morning goes to... ...the flasher who was apparently proud of that matchstick... ...I mean Fireball for his response to my question! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (November 12, 2019 at 2:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(November 12, 2019 at 2:43 pm)Fireball Wrote: The rabbis sew them into wallets. When they need to travel, they just stroke the wallet until it's a suitcase, and then pack up. Are we sure they aren't one and the same? ![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png) (November 12, 2019 at 3:32 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(November 12, 2019 at 2:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And the prize for giving me a good laugh this morning goes to... I never assume anything when it comes to Fireball. Anyone who names himself after flaming testicles is capable of anything... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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