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If you want Bden out, Ukraine
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If you want Bden out, Ukraine
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#2
RE: If you want Bden out, Ukraine
Slowhand isn't amused.

Tongue
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#3
RE: If you want Bden out, Ukraine
Wow you should really start a band.
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RE: If you want Bden out, Ukraine
(December 9, 2019 at 6:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Wow you should really start a band.

Meh, Weird Al will always beat my ass, and I cant carry a tune in a bucket.

Comedy is about parody. Not musical talent in every context. 

I wish I did have the money to fund a Weird Al type band though.
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RE: If you want Bden out, Ukraine
(December 9, 2019 at 6:24 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 9, 2019 at 6:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Wow you should really start a band.

Meh, Weird Al will always beat my ass, and I cant carry a tune in a bucket.

Comedy is about parody. Not musical talent in every context. 

I wish I did have the money to fund a Weird Al type band though.

All you need is an accordion.  And accordion lessons.  And top-quality earplugs (accordion music is terrible).

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: If you want Bden out, Ukraine
(December 9, 2019 at 6:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 9, 2019 at 6:24 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Meh, Weird Al will always beat my ass, and I cant carry a tune in a bucket.

Comedy is about parody. Not musical talent in every context. 

I wish I did have the money to fund a Weird Al type band though.

All you need is an accordion.  And accordion lessons.  And top-quality earplugs (accordion music is terrible).

Boru

I have no doubt that the majority of the SNL writers had no musical skills to do all the music video parodies they have over the years.

You can write parody lyrics without being musically inclined.

I will NEVER pretend to be able to do what Weird Al has. But I have taken lots of shots of re writing lyrics of songs for fun.
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#7
RE: If you want Bden out, Ukraine
(December 9, 2019 at 6:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 9, 2019 at 6:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: All you need is an accordion.  And accordion lessons.  And top-quality earplugs (accordion music is terrible).

Boru

I have no doubt that the majority of the SNL writers had no musical skills to do all the music video parodies they have over the years.

You can write parody lyrics without being musically inclined.

I will NEVER pretend to be able to do what Weird Al has. But I have taken lots of shots of re writing lyrics of songs for fun.

I meant if you wanted to start a band.  Did Weird Al have a band?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: If you want Bden out, Ukraine
(December 9, 2019 at 6:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 9, 2019 at 6:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I have no doubt that the majority of the SNL writers had no musical skills to do all the music video parodies they have over the years.

You can write parody lyrics without being musically inclined.

I will NEVER pretend to be able to do what Weird Al has. But I have taken lots of shots of re writing lyrics of songs for fun.

I meant if you wanted to start a band.  Did Weird Al have a band?

Boru

What the fuck are you smoking? Yes he has a band, he makes his living poking fun of music. And he is a genus.
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#9
RE: If you want Bden out, Ukraine
(December 9, 2019 at 6:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 9, 2019 at 6:24 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Meh, Weird Al will always beat my ass, and I cant carry a tune in a bucket.

Comedy is about parody. Not musical talent in every context. 

I wish I did have the money to fund a Weird Al type band though.

All you need is an accordion.  And accordion lessons.  And top-quality earplugs (accordion music is terrible).

Boru
Accordian music
Rap music
Country music....


Sonic oxymorons.
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RE: If you want Bden out, Ukraine
(December 9, 2019 at 7:34 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(December 9, 2019 at 6:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: All you need is an accordion.  And accordion lessons.  And top-quality earplugs (accordion music is terrible).

Boru
Accordian music
Rap music
Country music....


Sonic oxymorons.

I always thought that "oxymorons" were really stupid draft animals...
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