(February 28, 2020 at 2:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(February 28, 2020 at 2:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Experience. 

Nobody reading this is stupid.

That’s kind of a dodge. I’m guessing the people who did that to you thought it was screamingly funny. So, from their perspective, it WAS a joke - a very cruel one at your expense.

Boru

I am quite sure that they thought it was funny, but where do you get off thinking they were trying to be my friend by doing it?

AGAIN, huge difference between a joke between friends, and a joke bullies pull to laugh at you, not with you.

I didn't think it was "funny" when a bunch of guys surrounded me in the woods, and broke my nose. They were all laughing and taunting me at the time. I am sure they all found it funny until the police caught up with them.

The jerks at the HS were not trying to be my friend when they pulled my pants down.. They were using me to get a laugh at my expense. 

Neither of those events were the same as HB putting a halloween mask on his face when he answered the door.

(February 28, 2020 at 3:28 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(February 28, 2020 at 2:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That’s kind of a dodge. I’m guessing the people who did that to you thought it was screamingly funny. So, from their perspective, it WAS a joke - a very cruel one at your expense.

Boru

I am quite sure that they thought it was funny, but where do you get off thinking they were trying to be my friend by doing it?

AGAIN, huge difference between a joke between friends, and a joke bullies pull to laugh at you, not with you.

I didn't think it was "funny" when a bunch of guys surrounded me in the woods, and broke my nose. They were all laughing and taunting me at the time. I am sure they all found it funny until the police caught up with them.

The jerks at the HS were not trying to be my friend when they pulled my pants down.. They were using me to get a laugh at my expense. 

Neither of those events were the same as HB putting a halloween mask on his face when he answered the door.

I can’t understand the difference. The people who pantsed you did it for a laugh at your expense, HA put on the mask to get a laugh at your expense. I’m not trying to be difficult, I  just truly don’t understand why these things are funny.

Boru

(February 28, 2020 at 3:24 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Wich hand you use to clean up your ass?

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People use toilet paper these days

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Why do some people use the point finger and others use the thumb in the elevator button?

You gotta know this one.

I am never going to hear the end of this.

Don't bother asking me about my late mother's dog and my cat I took to the vet. It isn't fun to have the vet tell you the dog has a yeast infection and your cat has Herpes. And no, I would not recommend going into work the following day and telling your co workers about it. It does not matter how much you explain to them that it is not species transferable.

(February 28, 2020 at 1:38 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(February 28, 2020 at 1:33 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Mom's youngest sister (Ruth) came up to Indiana from Missouri to "babysit" (husband hunting) and found one, aka "Max". Max was building a house and living in a trailer on the grounds when they got married, but did have water hooked up to it. There was a portable toilet right outside the door to the trailer. It got very drunk outside that night after the wedding and the relatives pour the newlyweds into their bed at the trailer. Then Max's five brothers hooked the trailer up to a tractor and towed it to downtown Alexandria, Indiana, pop. <5,000. The town was having a "sidewalk days" event and the streets through town were blocked off.

The fun part was when Max got up to go to the toilet the next morning. Who knew newlyweds slept naked?

I don't get it. Are you saying they moved the trailer knowing the couple was drunk and one of them woke up to try to go to the bathroom and walked outside?

I failed to point out that the Y-donor was in on this and was one of the people who were doing security that night, so the merchies didn't have to take everything back inside then set up again the next morning. The drunks were never without babysitters.

(February 28, 2020 at 1:07 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: The best are not pulled on friends - that you want to keep......


That's what co-workers are for.....

If you're worried about your friends leaving you need a place with a spacious basement and cells.

Leg irons are also helpful.

(February 28, 2020 at 5:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(February 28, 2020 at 1:07 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: The best are not pulled on friends - that you want to keep......


That's what co-workers are for.....

If you're worried about your friends leaving you need a place with a spacious basement and cells.

Leg irons are also helpful.

Soundproofing is also a must........

(February 28, 2020 at 5:37 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:

(February 28, 2020 at 5:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If you're worried about your friends leaving you need a place with a spacious basement and cells.

Leg irons are also helpful.

Soundproofing is also a must........

Remove their tongues and cut their achilles tendons.

In extreme casrs remove their voiceboxes.

This one time, I made my neighbors believe their house was built on an ancient Native American burial ground. They also might have thought their TV was haunted.

(February 28, 2020 at 5:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(February 28, 2020 at 5:37 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Soundproofing is also a must........

Remove their tongues and cut their achilles tendons.

In extreme casrs remove their voiceboxes.

And offer them their freedom if they can run through town singing an aria.

Boru

(February 28, 2020 at 5:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(February 28, 2020 at 5:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Remove their tongues and cut their achilles tendons.

In extreme casrs remove their voiceboxes.

And offer them their freedom if they can run through town singing an aria.

Boru

I'm a good influence.