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Weird Proposals

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Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 6:38 am
(May 6, 2020 at 6:23 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 6:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Sex on the back of a moving Cadillac convertible down Biscayne Boulevard, for one.

Pretty sure that one's called 'the windy rover'.

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Could be. The first time I met her she told me she was an ex-nun because masturbating with a crucifix "just didn't the job done."
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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 10:29 am
A friend of mine offered me $5 for my soul, verbal contract. Easiest $5 I ever made. At least I THINK it was my friend, he claims not to remember the deal....
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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 11:36 am
No one's offered to push in my stool in quite awhile.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#24
RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 1:04 pm
(May 6, 2020 at 11:36 am)brewer Wrote: No one's offered to push in my stool in quite awhile.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Hehe
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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 6:12 pm
(May 6, 2020 at 11:36 am)brewer Wrote: No one's offered to push in my stool in quite awhile.

It's called getting old. :-)




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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 6:17 pm
(May 6, 2020 at 6:12 pm)Little lunch Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 11:36 am)brewer Wrote: No one's offered to push in my stool in quite awhile.

It's called getting old. :-)

And flabby and stinky! Hehe
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#27
RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 6:31 pm
I still recall the glorious moment when my wife accepted my marriage proposal. I courted her assiduously until she said those words I longed to hear...


 

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#28
RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 6:44 pm
(May 6, 2020 at 6:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I still recall the glorious moment when my wife accepted my marriage proposal. I courted her assiduously until she said those words I longed to hear...


 

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Wasn't that a Stephen King novel?
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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 7:05 pm
(May 6, 2020 at 6:44 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 6:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I still recall the glorious moment when my wife accepted my marriage proposal. I courted her assiduously until she said those words I longed to hear...


 

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Wasn't that a Stephen King novel?

No, a Bob Newhart joke.

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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 7:24 pm
"Lady, if you put the knife down and leave right now I won't call the cops!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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