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sim theory
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What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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I stopped reading after, ‘Any of you b-holes...’

Not the best way to engage your audience.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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I think we are in a simulation and the gamer in charge is playing every dick move to mess with the sims (us). Its the only explanation for Trump getting in.

It could never happen if actual thinking people had an input.

Now if only I could find one of those health reviving shrubs.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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Its "gamer" not "gammer" just thought I'd put that out there before I have to hunt him down and beat him to death with a dictionary.

I could excuse it once because I thought it was a typo but when he used it again the blood started to boil.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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@Drich
You said 1000 MARGARINE - like Parkay or Imperial or Country Crock.

Scarry has to do with scars. Not something scared...you imbecile.

(May 21, 2020 at 1:13 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Its "gamer" not "gammer" just thought I'd put that out there before I have to hunt him down and beat him to death with a dictionary.

I could excuse it once because I thought it was a typo but when he used it again the blood started to boil.

Yeah, it was a nice finishing touch to his margarine and scarry gaffs earlier on.

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The leader for those with no command of the language babbles again.

@Drich 
Splain this to us big boy.  You speak gibberish.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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If it makes you feel better, none of us are going to hell
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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