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Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 3:07 pm
You can scream and yell all you want, you still won't get your way.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 6:26 pm
No means no
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 7:27 pm
Those are 9mm. You want the .45s for mosquitoes.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 7:32 pm
(July 1, 2020 at 7:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Those are 9mm. You want the .45s for mosquitoes.

Cousins again?   Hehe

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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 7:38 pm
Don't throw up there!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 7:59 pm
"I know it's mean but you're not going to be re-elected, mr president."

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#17
RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 8:20 pm
You're going to time out! (Drunk Tank or Corner)
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#18
RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 8:24 pm
(July 1, 2020 at 7:38 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Don't throw up there!!!!!!!!!

Also for cats.

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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 8:37 pm
Don't make me punch your lights out!
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#20
RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 8:47 pm
Sit down before you fall down!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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