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Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 11:31 pm
(July 1, 2020 at 8:37 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Don't make me punch your lights out!

Wut ?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 2, 2020 at 6:09 am
(July 1, 2020 at 7:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 1, 2020 at 7:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Those are 9mm. You want the .45s for mosquitoes.

Cousins again?   Hehe

Boru

Yep. "Anything worth killing is worth overkilling." Doh
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 2, 2020 at 8:22 am
STOP touching that!
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 2, 2020 at 1:55 pm
That's not really chocolate!
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