Him: ‘Whoa! I certainly wouldn’t kick YOU out of my bed for eating crackers!’
Her: ‘Why else would I be there?’
Boru
Her: ‘Why else would I be there?’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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joke time
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Him: ‘Whoa! I certainly wouldn’t kick YOU out of my bed for eating crackers!’
Her: ‘Why else would I be there?’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(July 22, 2020 at 6:43 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Dan Snyder at a press conference today: We have a cheese here in Australia that's about to change it's name. But I've been eating Coon since I was a baby.
Coon dropped that name brand awhile ago in the US. Also had Rabbit brand. I like their extra sharp cheddar better than I like most chocolate. I just got back from picking up some steaks for dinner and forgot to get that cheese!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
RE: joke time
July 24, 2020 at 6:44 pm
(This post was last modified: July 24, 2020 at 6:46 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(July 24, 2020 at 4:37 pm)Little lunch Wrote:(July 22, 2020 at 6:43 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Dan Snyder at a press conference today: That can't be any worse than the toothpaste I saw on the shelf in Taipei in the '80s. It had a caricature of a guy that appears to be in black face in a oversized top hat on the label. Darkie Toothpaste I shit you not. The Chinese gentlemen I went into the store with didn't understand my reaction. He explained that it was the most popular toothpaste at the time. I, of course, had to buy a half-dozen tubes to share with my Black friends at home (I'm White). I still have a full tube today, because everybody I tell the story to doesn't believe me. https://mothership.sg/2016/12/how-darkie...ns-darkie/
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Babysitting.
"Aunty Beccs, before you turn the light out, can you close the wardrobe door?" "Why?" "So the monsters can't come out." "Monsters can open doors. Goodnight." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Just think of the lives that could have been saved if only one action was taken in Middle Earth.
Elrond, "Throw the ring of power into the fire. End this!" Isildur, "No. I think I'll keep it!" Elrond, "I don't think so!" *shove!* And the world lived a peaceful golden age for the rest of time. The dwarves grew rich and strong. The elves didn't need to retreat and their civilization flourished. The humans learned wisdom from the tutelage of the elder races. And everyone ignored the annoying fucking Hobbits! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (July 25, 2020 at 5:44 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just think of the lives that could have been saved if only one action was taken in Middle Earth. If that had happened, Peter Jackson would have to find new source material from which to make terrible films. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(July 25, 2020 at 5:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(July 25, 2020 at 5:44 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just think of the lives that could have been saved if only one action was taken in Middle Earth. Perhaps he could ruin The Deed of Paksenarrion (one of my favourite fantasy series). Or they could turn him loose on Discworld. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (July 25, 2020 at 5:56 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(July 25, 2020 at 5:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If that had happened, Peter Jackson would have to find new source material from which to make terrible films. Can you imagine Peter Jacksons battle of Koom Valley? You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. (July 25, 2020 at 6:18 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:(July 25, 2020 at 5:56 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Perhaps he could ruin The Deed of Paksenarrion (one of my favourite fantasy series). Or they could turn him loose on Discworld. I think I’d rather become the love toy of a Greek army battalion than watch that. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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