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RE: joke time
January 13, 2021 at 5:10 pm
A worker at a cucumber factory had this strange urge...
He wanted to stick his dick into the cucumber cutter. The urge was growing and growing until he decided to visit a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist found that the only way to heal the urge was to actually go ahead and do it.
The next day the worker came home early, his wife asked why. Ashamed, he admitted he had this urge to stick his dick into the cucumber cutter, went to the psychiatrist, who told him to do it so he went ahead and did it. So he got fired immediately.
His wife in shock checked whether everything was ok with his "belongings". Everything was fine... so she asked: "What happend to the cucumber cutter?"
"I think she got fired, too!"
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RE: joke time
January 13, 2021 at 9:49 pm
(January 13, 2021 at 5:10 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: A worker at a cucumber factory had this strange urge...
He wanted to stick his dick into the cucumber cutter. The urge was growing and growing until he decided to visit a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist found that the only way to heal the urge was to actually go ahead and do it.
The next day the worker came home early, his wife asked why. Ashamed, he admitted he had this urge to stick his dick into the cucumber cutter, went to the psychiatrist, who told him to do it so he went ahead and did it. So he got fired immediately.
His wife in shock checked whether everything was ok with his "belongings". Everything was fine... so she asked: "What happend to the cucumber cutter?"
"I think she got fired, too!"
Ya got me!
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RE: joke time
January 14, 2021 at 8:03 pm
Limerick found on fb:
A mob of the MAGA persuasion
Conducted a Capital invasion
Though possibly armed
They parted unharmed
And that's how you know they're Caucasian
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RE: joke time
January 15, 2021 at 6:35 am
A city fella is touring a farm and notices a barn crammed to the rafters with feed. 'That's a lot of feed!' he says. 'Who's it for?'
The farmer answers, 'The cattle eat it.'
And the city man answers, 'Wow - that's one hungry cat!'
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RE: joke time
January 15, 2021 at 1:37 pm
(January 14, 2021 at 8:03 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Limerick found on fb:
A mob of the MAGA persuasion
Conducted a Capital invasion
Though possibly armed
They parted unharmed
And that's how you know they're Caucasian
To the tune of new york so good they named it twice.
Don Trump
Don Trump
They impeached him twice
Don Trump
Don Trump
Coz of the scandal and the vice (and treason)
Don Trump
Don Trump
Isnt it a pity
That the president is so
President is so
President is so shitty.
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RE: joke time
January 15, 2021 at 5:41 pm
I’m seriously considering buying a DeLorean. Apparently, the one I’m looking at has very low mileage - the ad says it was only driven from time to time.
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RE: joke time
January 15, 2021 at 7:14 pm
(January 15, 2021 at 5:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’m seriously considering buying a DeLorean. Apparently, the one I’m looking at has very low mileage - the ad says it was only driven from time to time.
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What about the people following behind you? They won't have any lines to follow on the road.
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RE: joke time
January 16, 2021 at 2:53 am
At a press conference today, a protestor threw a can of beer at Trump.
It's okay.
It was a draft beer and he dodged it easily.
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RE: joke time
January 16, 2021 at 6:51 am
1990s scientists: 'We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars!'
2020s scientists: 'For the last time - the Earth is ROUND!'
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RE: joke time
January 16, 2021 at 5:07 pm
(January 16, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1990s scientists: 'We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars!'
2020s scientists: 'For the last time - the Earth is ROUND!'
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Ummm, except that Flat Earthers would agree with that 2020 statement.
Earth is a SPHERE. (In reality, it's an oblate spheroid, but that would leave Flat Earther's heads spinning.)
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