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Things not to say on a job interview.
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Things not to say on a job interview.
In the spirit of humor. Add your comments here.

"You won't get offended if I disable the security cameras?"

"I've never stolen anything, they knew about."

"Exactly what do you mean by "record"?
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#2
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
I said it when I was younger during interviews, I have issues with authority. Should have seen their faces.
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#3
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
"I'm an ABBA fan"
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#4
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
"Do we kill them now?" (To yourself).

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#5
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
(February 12, 2021 at 9:23 am)no one Wrote: "I'm an ABBA fan"

Smart ass!
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#6
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
"Do you have a criminal record?"

"Yes. The Bee-Gees Greatest Hits!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#7
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
"Do you give free drugs?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#8
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
"Is your will up to date?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#9
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
How attached are you to your fingers?
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#10
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
Is the boss' wife cute?
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