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Things not to say on a job interview.
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
March 6, 2021 at 6:49 am (This post was last modified: March 6, 2021 at 7:03 am by The Architect Of Fate.)
Yes, I'm drunk right now. How could you tell?


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What about the way I'm dressed?

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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
March 7, 2021 at 5:59 am (This post was last modified: March 7, 2021 at 1:17 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Interviewer: 'If you get hired, you should know that we do mandatory drug testing every month. Any issues with that?'

Applicant: 'Ooo, what drugs are we testing? Is it coke? Please say it's coke!'

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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
March 7, 2021 at 10:29 am
"What did you like the least about your last job?"

"The dangerous predators."

"Oh, you worked in a zoo?"

"No, YMCA."
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