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joke time
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I once debated a Flat Earther who got so mad, he stormed off and said he was going to walk off the edge of the world to prove me wrong. I'm not worried - he'll come around eventually.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
A tornado, hurricane and earthquake walk into a bar. Days later they all gave it a a bad review on Yelp. They all said it was a disaster.
News Report:
A local man was admitted to hospital after inserting six small plastic horses into his rectum. Doctors have reported his condition as 'stable'. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I don't understand why some men pay prostitutes to degrade and humiliate them...just get married and fold the towels wrong.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (February 17, 2021 at 1:14 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I don't understand why some men pay prostitutes to degrade and humiliate them...just get married and fold the towels wrong.  After I was married and my wife moved in, I told her that the towels have to be folded a certain way. She gave me that look, so I laughed and explained that it was the only way they would fit in the tiny cabinet and one would still be able to close the door.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I shocked a former girlfriend when she learned that I only owned one bath towel. Bachelor thinking: Since the towel only touches me when I'm clean, the towel never gets dirty.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Did you hear Rush Limbaugh died? It's good news. I don't like to hear about anyone suffering, and he caused so much of it!
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
(February 17, 2021 at 1:54 pm)Divinity Wrote: Did you hear Rush Limbaugh died? It's good news. I don't like to hear about anyone suffering, and he caused so much of it! It was lung cancer that carried him off, so let’s hope it was a long, slow, lingering death. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (February 17, 2021 at 2:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(February 17, 2021 at 1:54 pm)Divinity Wrote: Did you hear Rush Limbaugh died? It's good news. I don't like to hear about anyone suffering, and he caused so much of it! " I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow, 1932
Disappointing theists since 1968!
We should stop speaking ill of the dead.
No Rush, though. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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