Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids?

Me: That's literally ALL I drink.

Boru

I was going to make a joke about sodium, but then I figured, ‘Na - no one will get it.’

Boru

Hey you, there is an element of humor here, but please stop. I sulfured enough.

(March 13, 2021 at 2:14 pm)no one Wrote: Hey you, there is an element of humor here, but please stop. I sulfured enough.

I don’t zinc you have.

Boru

It's back to school time in the South, and little seven year-old Billy's parents told him that it would be better if he *didn't* tell the class how they spent most of their Summer.

Now, it's the first day of school, and it's Billy's turn to tell the class what his family did for Summer vacation. Billy's response:

"I forget...but we definitely didn't spend it sittin' on the porch drinkin' beer and smokin' dope!"



Unfortunately, this is a true story from 30 years ago, and "Billy" is my second cousin.

(March 13, 2021 at 3:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(March 13, 2021 at 2:14 pm)no one Wrote: Hey you, there is an element of humor here, but please stop. I sulfured enough.

I don’t zinc you have.

Boru

I don't mind some chemistry puns, but I'll be glad when they Argon.

Didja know that if Iron Man and The Silver Surfer teamed up that they' d be alloys??

Ok, we'll take them out and barium.

(March 13, 2021 at 4:40 pm)no one Wrote: Ok, we'll take them out and barium.

What? There' s a chance we might curium....

The next time you burp or fart around someone, don't say "Excuse me", but "I made it myself."

Trust me, more often than not, you will have someone around you busting a gut.