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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2021 at 9:23 am
Which one is the cluckhold?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2021 at 10:14 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2021 at 3:33 pm
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Violin Violin Violin Violin Violin Faints Home | Crusading Faithful A (cfatheism.org)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2021 at 5:53 pm
(April 5, 2021 at 7:44 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: [Image: image.png]

"COCK-A-DOODLE DON'T!"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 7, 2021 at 4:37 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 8, 2021 at 6:31 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 8, 2021 at 7:17 am
This just made me smile... fits the mood for today!  (NSFW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8aulstjbV8
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 9, 2021 at 5:07 am
I've had my new therapy dog for a day and a half.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 9, 2021 at 10:06 pm (This post was last modified: April 9, 2021 at 10:45 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
Somedays you just wind up being cuddled by a baby seal.




Other times you wind up playing Moonlight Sonata to an Elephant.


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Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 9, 2021 at 11:27 pm


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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