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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2021 at 7:01 pm
Umm

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2021 at 8:22 pm (This post was last modified: May 8, 2021 at 8:24 pm by onlinebiker.)
They even managed to fuck up the fuck up..

A pump action revolver?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2021 at 8:42 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2021 at 9:15 pm
(May 8, 2021 at 7:01 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Umm

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Not even stressed over the gun.  I have never seen a bowling alley at a doctor's office and I've also never seen a jar of ducks next to the tongue depressors and cotton balls.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2021 at 9:18 pm
Also, look at those pills. Can anyone say choking hazard?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2021 at 10:36 pm
(May 8, 2021 at 9:15 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(May 8, 2021 at 7:01 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Umm

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Not even stressed over the gun.  I have never seen a bowling alley at a doctor's office and I've also never seen a jar of ducks next to the tongue depressors and cotton balls.

https://www.washtimesherald.com/business...37c42.html


That close enough?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2021 at 10:51 pm
I'm personally digging the attempt at demonization of the doctor with the way her hair is made to look like horns.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2021 at 11:04 pm
(May 8, 2021 at 10:51 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'm personally digging the attempt at demonization of the doctor with the way her hair is made to look like horns.

Um, what?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 9, 2021 at 5:58 am
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 9, 2021 at 6:04 am
(May 9, 2021 at 5:58 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 180791934_4295652247120257_3775957904289...e=60BC1EBE]

Boru

What the hell kind of liberal bullshit is this?

Why allow him happiness in the first place?

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