Tried to catchup with Beccs for a coffee. She couldn't make it, the carpark was full! 
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Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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joke time
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Things are tough all over at the moment.
Even porn stars are taking it on the chin. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (July 6, 2021 at 6:22 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Tried to catchup with Beccs for a coffee. She couldn't make it, the carpark was full! Looks like the one fifth from the right has a coolant leak.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I’d be happy if just one thing went down.
Little Johnny: Dad, here’s my report card.  RE: joke time
July 7, 2021 at 1:52 am
(This post was last modified: July 7, 2021 at 1:54 am by ignoramus.)
Knock Knock.
ME (on the intercom): Who is it? Visitors: It's the police. ME: How can I help you? Visitors: We just want to talk? ME: How many of you are there? Visitors: There's 2 of us ME: Can't you just talk to each other you needy little shits? 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
In 55 CE a doctor carried out an operation.on the Roman Emperor.
He was the world's first Nerosurgeon. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Beccs, even your bad jokes put a smile on my face! I just look to the left!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (July 7, 2021 at 9:17 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Beccs, even your bad jokes put a smile on my face! I just look to the left! ...and see the right one?
Disappointing theists since 1968!
RE: joke time
July 7, 2021 at 7:36 pm
(This post was last modified: July 7, 2021 at 7:36 pm by ignoramus.)
They're both right!
(perfect in fact!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
A farmer buys a new rooster. As soon as he turns it out in the chicken run, the rooster immediately mates with all of the farmer's 150 hens. In the afternoon, it mates with all 150 hens again. The next morning, the rooster screws all of the farmer's ducks, then all the geese, then all the turkeys.
Later that day, the farmer finds the rooster lying on the ground half dead, with vultures circling overhead. 'You brought this on yourself, you horny bastard!', says the farmer. The rooster opens one eye, points up and says, 'Shh...they're about to land.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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