Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
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Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
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 (November 9, 2011 at 10:09 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Again, making a distinction between fossils and mere rocks without direct observation of the fossilization process is assuming the proof. Do you have any proof that is not logically fallacious? ![[Image: 10062849-triceratops-dinosaur-skeleton.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.prlog.org%2F10062849-triceratops-dinosaur-skeleton.jpg) See? Just a bunch of odd shaped rocks. ![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
November 10, 2011 at 9:58 am
(This post was last modified: November 10, 2011 at 10:01 am by The Grand Nudger.)
More odd shaped rocks. Hmn, that is strange, strange indeed. You could almost imagine that the one on the left is a skeleton, especially when they set it next to a human skeleton. Wonders never cease.
Wait a fucking minute, why do these rocks have hip bones? That's an even stranger coincidence.
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What kind of douche-baggery has he got going now!?!?!
The Tech Journal Wrote:Scannella and Horner examined 29 triceratops skulls and nine torosaurus skulls, mostly from the late-Cretaceous Hell Creek formation in Montana. The triceratops skulls were between 0.5 and 2 metres long. By counting growth lines in the bones, not unlike tree rings, they have shown clearly that the skulls come from animals of different ages, from juveniles to young adults. Torosaurus fossils are much rarer, 2 to 3 metres long and, crucially, only adult specimens have ever been found. 29 rocks all shaped like skulls? Seriously? Rocks? Please tell me you're not that stupid. Seriously, if you'll believe that skulls are rocks than you'll believe the world is flat and held up by pillars. jesusfuckingchrist. ![[Image: TriceratopsSkull_0763-smaller.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=3.bp.blogspot.com%2F__Mg3KS_n9EU%2FSma9cMhK4PI%2FAAAAAAAABNM%2FFr171msAH_8%2Fs400%2FTriceratopsSkull_0763-smaller.jpg)
![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png)
I thought he did believe that. He's a big fan of the literal interpretation isn't he?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 
I think he took a few too many nips of the ol' bottle last night.
![[Image: Untitled2_zpswaosccbr.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1140.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn569%2Fthesummerqueen%2FUntitled2_zpswaosccbr.png)
His dad should keep his liquor cabinet locked then.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
I want to see a God fossil. Now, goddammit.
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'I am pretending to be a dinosaur skeptic by arguing like an atheist, if you think it is stupid then that’s pretty funny because you use the same form of argumentation against the existence of God.'
Difference being that there is proof of dinosaurs, so it doesn't really work. |
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