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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 4, 2021 at 6:06 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 4, 2021 at 11:32 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 4, 2021 at 5:32 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 6, 2021 at 1:44 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 6, 2021 at 4:41 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 6, 2021 at 5:47 pm
He smells like the 1980s

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 6, 2021 at 7:58 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 7, 2021 at 5:11 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 7, 2021 at 5:45 am
It has been said that everyone has a novel inside them.

That's definitely true for my neighbour.

You won't be pissing me off again, will you Gary?

I hope the surgery goes well.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 7, 2021 at 7:11 am (This post was last modified: August 7, 2021 at 7:12 am by Darinda.)
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze!”

The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

The first kid says, “A circumcision.”

And the second kid says, “Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year!”
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