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(August 5, 2021 at 4:38 pm)Helios Wrote:

(August 5, 2021 at 4:30 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote:
Cecropia Moth (Hyalophora cecropia)

During my caterpillar farming days I would rear 100-150 of these beauties annually. My best specimens had wingspans of 6½" or better.

We get tons of those in the backwoods

The picture reminds me of when Clarice went to the bug museum in Silence Of The Lambs.

Odocoileus virginianus - the whitetailed deer.



They're delicious.

(August 6, 2021 at 3:12 am)Helios Wrote: For Non-Mythical Animals 

The Beaver- Because it's the national symbol of Canada and it's freaking amazing .....And Cute.

The Capybara- Because it's such a chill animal.

The Humming Birds- Because it can fly backward and it's cute.

The Praying Mantis- Because it looks like an Alien. 

The Leatherback Sea Turtle- It's so sleek.

African Wild Dog- A True Apex Predator with an 85% successful kill rate.

Back when I was a kid, I think I was 6 or 7. Anyway I spotted a Preying Mantis on a bush in front of my house. It looked so peaceful, and having handled other insects that simply crawled across your hands, I ignorantly thought it would do the same. I tried to pick it up. BUT damn if it didn't bite me and dig it's leg spikes into me. They look like they are slow, but no, they are ninjas. I dropped it like a hot potato, never fucked with one since.

1. tyrannosaurs Rex - the most fun to have on Noah’s ark

2. Stegosaurs - others pretend, but this one really knows how to thagomize.

3. Helicoprion - so weird paleontologists struggled for a century to make shit up to explain the evidence.

4. Sparklemuffin - you thought tropical fish and spider can’t mate and produce fertile offerings?

5. Aye aye - you thought Peter Jackson made up the orcs?

(August 7, 2021 at 1:15 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: 1. tyrannosaurs Rex - the most fun to have on Noah’s ark

2. Stegosaurs - others pretend, but this one really knows how to thagomize.

3. Helicoprion - so weird paleontologists struggled for a century to make shit up to explain the evidence.

4. Sparklemuffin - you thought tropical fish and spider can’t mate and produce fertile offerings?

5. Aye aye - you thought Peter Jackson made up the orcs?

Tell the last one to Quint. Quint is the only known human victim to rubber sharks. You have to believe Quint, he drug his fingernails on a chalkboard and got bitten in half. Now, tell me the name of the boat Quint owned. I double dog dare you. (Disclaimer, answering correctly does not imply any real or imagined prize. Void where prohibited, do not take internally, restrictions apply, see store for details, void on all of earth and any possible planets in the universe and all alternate universes or multiverses, and New Jersey.)

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YES THE LACK OF ONE LETTER IS NOT LOST ON ME.

(August 7, 2021 at 3:24 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(August 7, 2021 at 1:15 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: 1. tyrannosaurs Rex - the most fun to have on Noah’s ark

2. Stegosaurs - others pretend, but this one really knows how to thagomize.

3. Helicoprion - so weird paleontologists struggled for a century to make shit up to explain the evidence.

4. Sparklemuffin - you thought tropical fish and spider can’t mate and produce fertile offerings?

5. Aye aye - you thought Peter Jackson made up the orcs?

Tell the last one to Quint. Quint is the only known human victim to rubber sharks. You have to believe Quint, he drug his fingernails on a chalkboard and got bitten in half. Now, tell me the name of the boat Quint owned. I double dog dare you. (Disclaimer, answering correctly does not imply any real or imagined prize. Void where prohibited, do not take internally, restrictions apply, see store for details, void on all of earth and any possible planets in the universe and all alternate universes or multiverses, and New Jersey.)

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YES THE LACK OF ONE LETTER IS NOT LOST ON ME.

Not at all sure what Peter Jackson has to do with ‘Jaws’, but ok - Quint’s boat was ‘The Orca’.

Boru

You really gotta be some sort of sad sack to get bit by a preying mantis........


It could only be surpassed in lameness by a spud who gets mauled by a koala bear or three toed sloth....

(August 7, 2021 at 3:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(August 7, 2021 at 3:24 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Tell the last one to Quint. Quint is the only known human victim to rubber sharks. You have to believe Quint, he drug his fingernails on a chalkboard and got bitten in half. Now, tell me the name of the boat Quint owned. I double dog dare you. (Disclaimer, answering correctly does not imply any real or imagined prize. Void where prohibited, do not take internally, restrictions apply, see store for details, void on all of earth and any possible planets in the universe and all alternate universes or multiverses, and New Jersey.)

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YES THE LACK OF ONE LETTER IS NOT LOST ON ME.

Not at all sure what Peter Jackson has to do with ‘Jaws’, but ok - Quint’s boat was ‘The Orca’.

Boru

THUS,....... "THE LACK OF ONE LETTER IS NOT LOST ON ME"

I was making a joke out of the absence of one letter.

Orc, certainly isn't "Orca" 

But it is damned close to open up the lane.

(August 7, 2021 at 4:09 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(August 7, 2021 at 3:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Not at all sure what Peter Jackson has to do with ‘Jaws’, but ok - Quint’s boat was ‘The Orca’.

Boru

THUS,....... "THE LACK OF ONE LETTER IS NOT LOST ON ME"

I was making a joke out of the absence of one letter.

Orc, certainly isn't "Orca" 

But it is damned close to open up the lane.

You’re a very weird kid.

Boru