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Noteworthy News
RE: Noteworthy News
(February 10, 2022 at 5:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The Soup Cops Are Coming! The Soup Cops Are Coming!

Quote:Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has been mocked online for a video in which she confuses the name of the Nazi secret police with a chilled tomato soup.

In the video, the Republican lawmaker from Georgia first calls the Washington, DC jail “the DC gulag” and then complains about “Nancy Pelosi’s gazpacho police” spying on members of Congress.
Quote:Commercial litigator Akiva Cohen wrote: “I join her in her fight against both the Gazpacho police and their collaborationist allies in the Vichyssoise.”

“Wait, gulag... or goulash? Better check with the gazpacho police,” posted The Maddow Blog.

“Coming next: ‘The Bouillabassi Stasi’” tweeted Bloomberg Opinion’s Robert George.

Actor Josh Malina wryly commented: “Stupidity, like revenge, is a dish best served cold.”

This is what happens when books are banned.

Boru
Conservatives seem to have a thing about soup 

https://www.politico.eu/article/declassi...p-rant-us/
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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RE: Noteworthy News
Ohio Mayer Links Ice Fishing To Prostitution

Quote:Hudson Mayor Craig Shubert is no stranger to controversy. And comments made at Tuesday night's city council meeting have once again landed him in the headlines. 

During a discussion regarding ice fishing safety, Shubert expressed concern regarding the practice. In particular, he stated his belief that ice fishing could create a slippery slope that ultimately leads to prostitution.

This guy ran on a platform of 'common sense government'.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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And just today, an anti-vax protestor announced she had left her husband because he got a booster shot.

He could not be reached for comment as he's up to his neck in booze, drugs, and hookers right now.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Noteworthy News
(February 10, 2022 at 6:10 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This guy ran on a platform of 'common sense government'.

Boru
What prostitute wouldn't want to follow a john to a small shack full of dead fish in the middle of a frozen lake with a hole drilled into the floor.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Noteworthy News
(February 10, 2022 at 3:23 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote:
(February 10, 2022 at 6:10 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This guy ran on a platform of 'common sense government'.

Boru
What prostitute wouldn't want to follow a john to a small shack full of dead fish in the middle of a frozen lake with a hole drilled into the floor.

Like the old joke about hooker and lawyers. Smile

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Noteworthy News
(February 10, 2022 at 6:10 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ohio Mayer Links Ice Fishing To Prostitution

Quote:Hudson Mayor Craig Shubert is no stranger to controversy. And comments made at Tuesday night's city council meeting have once again landed him in the headlines. 

During a discussion regarding ice fishing safety, Shubert expressed concern regarding the practice. In particular, he stated his belief that ice fishing could create a slippery slope that ultimately leads to prostitution.

This guy ran on a platform of 'common sense government'.

Boru

I can't even...

WTAF?
I'm your huckleberry.
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RE: Noteworthy News
(February 10, 2022 at 3:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(February 10, 2022 at 6:10 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ohio Mayer Links Ice Fishing To Prostitution


This guy ran on a platform of 'common sense government'.

Boru

I can't even...

WTAF?

He seems to think that if ice-fishing shanties are allowed, fishermen will bring prostitutes to them. 

For a detailed, effective rebuttal, see Nudger’s comment.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Noteworthy News
(February 10, 2022 at 3:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 10, 2022 at 3:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I can't even...

WTAF?

He seems to think that if ice-fishing shanties are allowed, fishermen will bring prostitutes to them. 

For a detailed, effective rebuttal, see Nudger’s comment.

Boru

Fish aren't biting, guess I'll go get laid?
I'm your huckleberry.
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There's a silver lining to that one, I think. He seems like a guy who might not have had to many run ins with hookers. Made me smile when I read it.

(February 10, 2022 at 3:31 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Fish aren't biting, guess I'll go get laid?

The shacks often turn into a short rental industry.  Pay by the hour.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Noteworthy News
(February 10, 2022 at 3:32 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: There's a silver lining to that one, I think.  He seems like a guy who might not have had to many run ins with hookers.  Made me smile when I read it.

(February 10, 2022 at 3:31 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Fish aren't biting, guess I'll go get laid?

The shacks often turn into a short rental industry.  Pay by the hour.

I suppose it could be a way to keep warm.
I'm your huckleberry.
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