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RE: joke time
May 28, 2022 at 5:04 pm
I never tell jokes in public about oil companies because they are crude.
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RE: joke time
May 28, 2022 at 7:03 pm
Just found out my ex-boyfriend just died.

I'm extra sad because it was the wrong one!

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RE: joke time
May 28, 2022 at 7:39 pm (This post was last modified: May 28, 2022 at 7:40 pm by Cecelia.)
Did you hear about all those school shootings in countries with gun control?

Yeah, me neither.
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RE: joke time
May 28, 2022 at 8:05 pm
(May 28, 2022 at 7:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just found out my ex-boyfriend just died.

I'm extra sad because it was the wrong one!

Sad

That might make an interesting thread --- "How many dead ex's do you have".

4 - that I know of.... ( I' m only counting 1 that I didn' t co- habitate with.....)
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RE: joke time
May 29, 2022 at 4:48 am
(May 28, 2022 at 8:05 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 28, 2022 at 7:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just found out my ex-boyfriend just died.

I'm extra sad because it was the wrong one!

Sad

That might make an interesting thread --- "How many dead ex's do you have".

4 - that I know of.... ( I' m only counting 1 that I didn' t co- habitate with.....)

One that I know of. Suicide.

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RE: joke time
May 29, 2022 at 11:30 am
(May 28, 2022 at 8:05 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 28, 2022 at 7:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just found out my ex-boyfriend just died.

I'm extra sad because it was the wrong one!

Sad

That might make an interesting thread --- "How many dead ex's do you have".

4 - that I know of.... ( I' m only counting 1 that I didn' t co- habitate with.....)

3 - that I know of.  Various causes.
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RE: joke time
May 29, 2022 at 1:25 pm (This post was last modified: May 29, 2022 at 1:30 pm by purplepurpose.)
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May 29, 2022 at 7:08 pm (This post was last modified: May 29, 2022 at 7:09 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
I just found out that ‘Blazing Saddles’ has been edited for broadcast TV - they’ve taken out all the racial slurs, bad language, and crude humour.

It’s on tonight from 8:00-8:07.

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RE: joke time
May 29, 2022 at 7:18 pm
(May 28, 2022 at 7:39 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Did you hear about all those school shootings in countries with gun control?

Yeah, me neither.

Funny and too bad the nutters on the far right don't get it.
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RE: joke time
May 29, 2022 at 7:45 pm
(May 29, 2022 at 7:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I just found out that ‘Blazing Saddles’ has been edited for broadcast TV - they’ve taken out all the racial slurs, bad language, and crude humour.

It’s on tonight from 8:00-8:07.

Boru

I was pissed when I saw it on tv and they edited out the farts in the bean scene......


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