The pope is upset because he's just found out that Boyz2Men isn't a delivery service.

(May 29, 2022 at 7:45 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:

(May 29, 2022 at 7:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I just found out that ‘Blazing Saddles’ has been edited for broadcast TV - they’ve taken out all the racial slurs, bad language, and crude humour.

It’s on tonight from 8:00-8:07.

Boru

I was pissed when I saw it on tv and they edited out the farts in the bean scene......


Bastards!!!

And they changed 'Lily von Schtupp' to 'Lily von Shhh'.

Boru

(May 30, 2022 at 4:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(May 29, 2022 at 7:45 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I was pissed when I saw it on tv and they edited out the farts in the bean scene......


Bastards!!!

And they changed 'Lily von Schtupp' to 'Lily von Shhh'.

Boru

Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.

Q: What’s the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?
Irina: It’s just that my feelings toward him weren’t the same any more.
Michelle: Are you returning the ring?
Irina: No way! My feelings toward the ring haven’t changed one bit!

I used to think it was our ability to love that made us human. It turns out that it’s our ability to select all images containing a traffic light.

Boru

Random young man thinks: Life is good. Lets earn a prosperous life!
God watches from heaven holding temptation keyboard in his hands: I dont think so buddy.

(June 2, 2022 at 3:02 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Random young man thinks: Life is good. Lets earn a prosperous life!
God watches from heaven holding temptation keyboard in his hands: I dont think so buddy.

Apparently, god just found centuries of thoughts and prayers in his spam folder.

He's feeling a bit silly, now!

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday.
She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants.
So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!”

So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?”
“She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”