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joke time
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 (May 29, 2022 at 7:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I just found out that ‘Blazing Saddles’ has been edited for broadcast TV - they’ve taken out all the racial slurs, bad language, and crude humour. I was pissed when I saw it on tv and they edited out the farts in the bean scene...... Bastards!!! 
The pope is upset because he's just found out that Boyz2Men isn't a delivery service.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (May 29, 2022 at 7:45 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:(May 29, 2022 at 7:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I just found out that ‘Blazing Saddles’ has been edited for broadcast TV - they’ve taken out all the racial slurs, bad language, and crude humour. And they changed 'Lily von Schtupp' to 'Lily von Shhh'. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.
Q: What’s the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?
Irina: It’s just that my feelings toward him weren’t the same any more. Michelle: Are you returning the ring? Irina: No way! My feelings toward the ring haven’t changed one bit!
I used to think it was our ability to love that made us human. It turns out that it’s our ability to select all images containing a traffic light.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: joke time
June 2, 2022 at 3:02 pm
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2022 at 3:07 pm by purplepurpose.)
Random young man thinks: Life is good. Lets earn a prosperous life!
God watches from heaven holding temptation keyboard in his hands: I dont think so buddy. (June 2, 2022 at 3:02 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Random young man thinks: Life is good. Lets earn a prosperous life! Apparently, god just found centuries of thoughts and prayers in his spam folder. He's feeling a bit silly, now! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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