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How do they know when God is angry?

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How do they know when God is angry?
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How do they know when God is angry?
August 1, 2022 at 6:44 am
How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
August 1, 2022 at 7:21 am
(August 1, 2022 at 6:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.

Because they've dreamed up a God that gets angry about the same things they do. Bloody convenient, innit? 

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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
August 1, 2022 at 7:33 am
(August 1, 2022 at 6:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.

With all the fires and flooding going on it’s clear that if there is a god it’s pissed.

But yet they kiss this god’s ass and thank it for sparing them.

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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
August 1, 2022 at 2:15 pm
(August 1, 2022 at 6:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.

When god sends a hurricane to Tennessee to punish people for opening a gay night-club in Florida, naturally.
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
August 1, 2022 at 2:52 pm
According to the xtians - he only got laid the one time.......

Wouldn' t YOU be pissed off???
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
August 1, 2022 at 2:59 pm
(August 1, 2022 at 2:15 pm)GUBU Wrote:
(August 1, 2022 at 6:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.

When god sends a hurricane to Tennessee to punish people for opening a gay night-club in Florida, naturally.

When God hides their lighter when they are jonesing for a smoke.
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
August 1, 2022 at 6:27 pm (This post was last modified: August 1, 2022 at 6:27 pm by purplepurpose.)
His wife left Him. Now He struggles with us and earth. I bet He is angry.
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
August 1, 2022 at 9:13 pm
If natural disasters are the yardstick, Kentuckistan must have really pissed him off.

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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
August 1, 2022 at 9:32 pm (This post was last modified: August 1, 2022 at 9:32 pm by Angrboda.)
He stops talking to you. Obviously, God still hasn't gotten over being crucified.
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
August 1, 2022 at 9:34 pm
(August 1, 2022 at 9:13 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If natural disasters are the yardstick, Kentuckistan must have really pissed him off.

I blame The Turtle McConnell.  If there's a god he surely has to be fed up with him.
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