My bathroom scales have been placed in a corner.
They'll stay there until they apologise!
They'll stay there until they apologise!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  ![[Image: Pizza.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/tRtx9m6n/Pizza.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (October 11, 2022 at 8:37 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: When I was at Uni, a handful of us took a holiday in Germany. We drove round in circles for an hour in Munich until we learned that ‘Einbahnstrasser’ means ‘one way street’ (Look - we’re on Einbahnstrasser again! Better go back.’) Bloody German language. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
![[Image: 7E3DUer_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]](https://i.imgur.com/7E3DUer_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Funny - the DARE program was a big thing when my kids were in school. One smokes pot on the daily. One has battled with various addictions over the years and the other one quit smoking pot for the sake of keeping his job.
Yeah, that worked out well all around.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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