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Stupid things religious people say
RE: Stupid things religious people say
King David: Hello. Meet my many wives

Evangelicals: Um, Biblical Marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman.

King David: I'm literally in the Bible....

Evangelicals: ....

King David: ....

Evangelicals: well, I guess we'll use cultural context this one time.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(October 24, 2022 at 8:03 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: King David: Hello. Meet my many wives

Evangelicals: Um, Biblical Marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman.

King David: I'm literally in the Bible....

Evangelicals: ....

King David: ....

Evangelicals: well, I guess we'll use cultural context this one time.

David, with his eight wives, was a beginner.  His son Solomon proved that Biblical marriage is between one man and seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Drugs 'r bad, mkay, Timmy?

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(October 26, 2022 at 3:16 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: U7l7XTeC_o.png]

To be fair, Tim Allen is dumb as a box of hair.
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(September 13, 2022 at 11:18 pm)Fireball Wrote: Dennis Prager is disproportionately hurting our country. Fuck him.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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If the men get 72 what do the women get?

What's the big deal about virgins? I would prefer a woman who knows what she's doing!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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Because that's all I am as a guy:  one raging boner after another.  Even as a spirit in heaven, I will still be all about scoring chicks.
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(October 28, 2022 at 6:21 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: g6Hg5235_o.jpg]

No mucus? Gonna be some dry, painful sex going on. Has this joker ever gotten any sex?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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