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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 15, 2023 at 12:57 pm
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May 16, 2023 at 12:51 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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May 17, 2023 at 1:13 am
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Next move: leave Christianity.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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May 17, 2023 at 11:18 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 17, 2023 at 1:39 pm
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May 17, 2023 at 1:44 pm
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May 17, 2023 at 5:15 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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May 17, 2023 at 7:04 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 17, 2023 at 9:31 pm
Found this (or at least an edited version) on IncelTear:

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And to think that in their zeal to dress modestly, they completely neglected some crucial areas.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2023 at 2:51 am (This post was last modified: May 18, 2023 at 2:52 am by purplepurpose.)
Heaven ^^ mommy step on me
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