(July 5, 2023 at 4:21 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: -and the best thing...is that the tuna don't know it's winter, cuz the water is still 80f.  The wife and I didn't catch shi-ot off hatteras last year except slippery dicks on the beach.  Our poor guy full on beached his 80foot boat on a sand flat looking for king macs.   I couldn't keep my business together.... the cap calling The Wife a dick specialist.  I was like..."yeah...you've met her too?"

Thankfully, we could buy mahi from other (luckier) vendors.  It was a good grill.  Speaking of.....I think it's time to look for rez ops again....  Stuck in the mountains too long.

Going out on a boat with granddaddy had little to do with fishing and more to do with being with him.  Last time we were down there we went out on The Big Time with my uncle captaining.  My son talked me into going up to the tuna tower....only my son could have talked me into that with my fear of heights.  We caught a few fish but the ocean was like glass that day and fishing was crap.  We did travel with some pilot whales for a while and a hammerhead swam beside the boat for quite a distance.

I wish I could remember the chant my uncle was saying trying to raise the fish from the bottom to our bait...even though it didn't work.

Chant? Our guy kept screaming out to the other charters how we were blowing the fish whistle - by which he meant his whole boat was covered in some serious mountain ganja smoke. Look, it might not actually bring the fish, but in my experience, it does make it so you don't care if you catch any. We had one good hook all day and it was literally at the beginning. My bil had a solid line and he fought it till his back went out, the cap and the hand said it was the biggest mackeral they've ever seen, but he lost it right at the boat (The Wife has since been salty that we made him take first rod). We spent the next ten hours in sweltering heat on the gulf stream not catching a single thing...and we had a blast and got good tans.

We went down into the cab and fucked and I gotta tell you, I thank the atlantic for the assist. The wife left that thinking we were totally wrong, and she wants to live on a boat...forever.

(July 5, 2023 at 4:41 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote:

(July 5, 2023 at 4:34 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Small price to pay. It's nice and fuckin' hot here and that's the way I like it.

You do realize that the gnats and the kkk aren't in control of the thermostat....right?  Get rid of both of those fucks and it'd still be hot.  Cut to the chase asshole.  Say something entirely embarrasssing for you and you alone....and lurk the fuck off for a few months.

Dude what? Why are you angry? I just said it was hot here and that I prefer a hot climate. I couldn't care less about the gnats or KKK or whatever.

Here in Minnesota we like our sports.



The Twin Cities is an advertising center, and we have a state university and multiple private colleges, so there are plenty of artsie types about.

Beyond that, I'm told that Minneapolis has one of the highest number of bicycles per capita, and one of the largest amounts of whiskey drunk per capita.

angry? I think that you're fucking hilarious. Say something funny clown.

Say...something...funny...and lurk the fuck off for a few months

Must be in the off cycle of his masterbation periods.

Yikes, maybe this is his masturbation.

Go and bake some bread.

I was given a large sum of money to move out of state, it was my idea in the first place, I got to choose where I wanted to go, and I chose South Carolina. I'm enjoying it here so far, not much crime in this area.

(July 5, 2023 at 5:51 pm)Ahriman Wrote: I was given a large sum of money to move out of state, it was my idea in the first place, I got to choose where I wanted to go, and I chose South Carolina. I'm enjoying it here so far, not much crime in this area.

Paint your driveway rainbow and see what happens. Or hang a black lives matter flag.

(July 5, 2023 at 6:05 pm)brewer Wrote:

(July 5, 2023 at 5:51 pm)Ahriman Wrote: I was given a large sum of money to move out of state, it was my idea in the first place, I got to choose where I wanted to go, and I chose South Carolina. I'm enjoying it here so far, not much crime in this area.

Paint your driveway rainbow and see what happens. Or hang a black lives matter flag.

I don't care to do either of those things. Why would I want to?

(July 5, 2023 at 6:06 pm)Ahriman Wrote:

(July 5, 2023 at 6:05 pm)brewer Wrote: Paint your driveway rainbow and see what happens. Or hang a black lives matter flag.

I don't care to do either of those things. Why would I want to?

Sorry. In the past thought you claimed to be a switch hitter.