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RE: joke time
September 6, 2023 at 10:39 pm
(September 6, 2023 at 9:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I made a HUGE mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight.




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RE: joke time
September 9, 2023 at 4:39 am
What's green AND invisible?




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RE: joke time
September 13, 2023 at 4:31 am
What is the scientific term for a man-eating tiger?




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RE: joke time
September 13, 2023 at 4:36 am
(September 13, 2023 at 4:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What is the scientific term for a man-eating tiger?




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A tiger??

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RE: joke time
September 13, 2023 at 5:16 am
My wife is an avid gardener. She was reading about organic fertilizers and told me, 'Next year, I'm going to try horse manure on my green beans.' I said, 'If it's all the same to you, I'll stick with butter and salt.'

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RE: joke time
September 13, 2023 at 8:09 pm
A friend was addicted to masturbation.

Then he was addicted to sex.

His addiction got out of hand.

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RE: joke time
September 14, 2023 at 2:27 pm
Cattle can be VERY dangerous. Be sure to steer clear of them.

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#6618
RE: joke time
September 14, 2023 at 3:57 pm
^ That's no bull! Big Grin
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RE: joke time
September 14, 2023 at 5:28 pm
(September 14, 2023 at 3:57 pm)Fireball Wrote: ^ That's no bull! Big Grin

Don't encourage him!

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RE: joke time
September 14, 2023 at 5:34 pm
(September 14, 2023 at 5:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 14, 2023 at 3:57 pm)Fireball Wrote: ^ That's no bull! Big Grin

Don't encourage him!

Tough to pass up a chance for a double entendre!
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