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What they don't teach you in Sunday School

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What they don't teach you in Sunday School
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What they don't teach you in Sunday School
September 24, 2023 at 5:28 pm
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After Noah’s Ark settled and the land dried up, the penguins began their 14,000 kilometer journey back home.

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RE: What they don't teach you in Sunday School
September 24, 2023 at 5:56 pm
I was "asked to leave" Sunday School because I asked ... awkward ... questions about where the boys found their wives after the flood. That was at age seven.
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RE: What they don't teach you in Sunday School
September 24, 2023 at 5:58 pm
(September 24, 2023 at 5:56 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I was "asked to leave" Sunday School because I asked ... awkward ... questions about where the boys found their wives after the flood. That was at age seven.

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RE: What they don't teach you in Sunday School
September 24, 2023 at 6:01 pm
I don't really remember Sunday school.
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RE: What they don't teach you in Sunday School
September 24, 2023 at 6:03 pm
(September 24, 2023 at 6:01 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: I don't really remember Sunday school.

That was sixty-five years ago.
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RE: What they don't teach you in Sunday School
September 24, 2023 at 6:23 pm
(September 24, 2023 at 6:01 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: I don't really remember Sunday school.

I had to go to Catechism classes on Saturday mornings while the kids who weren't Catholic got to watch cartoons.   Mad
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RE: What they don't teach you in Sunday School
September 24, 2023 at 6:49 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2023 at 6:49 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
What about the salt-water fish? How did they survive three miles of fresh-water rain inundating their needed salt-water in forty days?

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RE: What they don't teach you in Sunday School
September 24, 2023 at 6:52 pm
(September 24, 2023 at 6:23 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(September 24, 2023 at 6:01 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: I don't really remember Sunday school.

I had to go to Catechism classes on Saturday mornings while the kids who weren't Catholic got to watch cartoons.   Mad

I somewhat have vague memories about my first communion, but honestly I cannot recall much of my youth. I barely remember my teen years, even.
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RE: What they don't teach you in Sunday School
September 24, 2023 at 6:53 pm
(September 24, 2023 at 6:49 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: What about the salt-water fish? How did they survive three miles of fresh-water rain inundating their needed salt-water in forty days?

How did the carnivores survive after eating the only breeding pairs of their prey animals?
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RE: What they don't teach you in Sunday School
September 24, 2023 at 6:57 pm
(September 24, 2023 at 6:53 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 24, 2023 at 6:49 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: What about the salt-water fish? How did they survive three miles of fresh-water rain inundating their needed salt-water in forty days?

How did the carnivores survive after eating the only breeding pairs of their prey animals?

Moses could have done with a good editor.
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