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joke time
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 (October 12, 2023 at 5:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘I came home from work to find that my kids had been on eBay all day.’ Today I decided I didn't want kids. When I got home I gave the little bastards 24 hours to pack and get out.' Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Stolen from Legends of Tomorrow.
We put man on the moon in 1969. His crime must have been horrendous
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (October 13, 2023 at 3:20 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: Stolen from Legends of Tomorrow. Stolen from Blackadder Goes Forth; "Do you have a girlfriend back home? "Skirt? No. When I joined up we were still fighting colonial wars. If you saw someone in a skirt you shot him and nicked his country!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
'I've invented a thought-controlled air freshener.'
'That's ridiculous.' 'Well, it makes scents if you think about it.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (October 14, 2023 at 2:07 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: ^groan Thank you - that’s the response I was hoping for! Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Dates are easy for me to find.
I just take a look at the calendar.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles never get over it.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(October 14, 2023 at 2:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(October 14, 2023 at 2:07 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: ^groan Happy to oblige. There are a lot of times I react that way but don't note it. ![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png)
I still remember my first day of school.
There was me, my best friend Cassie, and a little Abbo boy named Charlie. The teacher got us together and tried leading us in a rendition of "Old MacDonald".. "You go first, Rebecca," she said. So I said, "I"ll do chooks. 'With a chook-chook here, and a chook-chook there! Here a chook. There a chook. Everywhere a chook-chook!'" "Okay Cassie, your turn!" So Cassie said, "I'll do sheep. 'With a baa-baa here, and a baa-baa there. Here a baa, there a baa. Everywhere a baa-baa!'" "Very good Cassie. Your turn, Charlie!" "Can I do pigs?: "Of course you can. When you're ready." Charlie cleared his throat, "Okay, you black bastards. Get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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