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#6681
RE: joke time
October 25, 2023 at 4:53 pm
The urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is always just a whim away.




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RE: joke time
October 25, 2023 at 5:02 pm
(October 25, 2023 at 4:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is always just a whim away.




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RE: joke time
October 26, 2023 at 9:07 pm
Sting has been kidnapped!




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RE: joke time
October 27, 2023 at 4:09 am
^

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RE: joke time
October 28, 2023 at 6:48 pm
Little known fact: Boru was once arrested for exposing himself in public!



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RE: joke time
October 28, 2023 at 7:40 pm
(October 28, 2023 at 6:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Little known fact:  Boru was once arrested for exposing himself in public!



Then why did I get hard time??

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RE: joke time
October 28, 2023 at 8:21 pm
I've invented a new "green" disinfectant.

It doesn't kill 99.9% of household germs, but it DOES get very Disappointed at them.

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RE: joke time
October 28, 2023 at 9:59 pm (This post was last modified: October 28, 2023 at 9:59 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Wouldn't it have been great if John Lennon had invented a device to put in doors so you could look through it and see who was there.

I mean...


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*you're all suffering because Boru started this!

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RE: joke time
October 29, 2023 at 3:36 am
Speaking of inventions, I'm working on the Beccs Behaviour Modification Device:




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RE: joke time
October 29, 2023 at 3:41 am
(October 29, 2023 at 3:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Speaking of inventions, I'm working on the Beccs Behaviour Modification Device:




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Ha!

Promises, promises...

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