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Noteworthy News
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(November 14, 2023 at 7:13 pm)brewer Wrote:
(November 14, 2023 at 4:59 pm)Nanny Wrote: What is Reefer Madness?

When you accidently suck up bong water.

My oldest claims that her love of pot started when she took a big swig from my boyfriend's bong when she was a toddler.  BLECH!

We didn't know she was quite that mobile yet.  The hiding place worked great...till it didn't.
  
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(November 8, 2023 at 12:20 am)Foxaèr Wrote: Poll shows majority prefer Trump

"Tell what results you want and I'll give you the polls to support that."
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(November 14, 2023 at 4:59 pm)Nanny Wrote: What is Reefer Madness?

[Image: reefer-madness-b,1059608.jpg]
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Drug crazed abandon!

I love the crazed look the guy gets while he's toking. It could not be further from reality, where red-eyed stoners lounge about discussing the floral pattern on a napkin.
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(November 15, 2023 at 9:51 am)Nanny Wrote: Drug crazed abandon!

I love the crazed look the guy gets while he's toking. It could not be further from reality, where red-eyed stoners lounge about discussing the floral pattern on a napkin.

And argue about which food group Skittles belong to.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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I wonder if there was an uptick in date rapists seeking out weed when that movie came out? Imagine how disappointed they must have been.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(November 15, 2023 at 12:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 15, 2023 at 9:51 am)Nanny Wrote: Drug crazed abandon!

I love the crazed look the guy gets while he's toking. It could not be further from reality, where red-eyed stoners lounge about discussing the floral pattern on a napkin.

And argue about which food group Skittles belong to.

Boru

The red food gr... no the green foo... whoa!
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(November 15, 2023 at 12:26 pm)Nanny Wrote:
(November 15, 2023 at 12:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: And argue about which food group Skittles belong to.

Boru

The red food gr... no the green foo... whoa!

It's recyclable plastic, help the planet and eat a bag every day.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Wait, which one is recyclable plastic? Do we eat the bag or the skittles?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(November 15, 2023 at 5:55 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Wait, which one is recyclable plastic?  Do we eat the bag or the skittles?

The bag is probably more nutritious.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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