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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2024 at 11:30 am
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April 5, 2024 at 9:22 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2024 at 9:24 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2024 at 11:51 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2024 at 12:03 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2024 at 5:04 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2024 at 7:54 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2024 at 5:16 pm
(April 6, 2024 at 7:54 am)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: ghnur3o.jpg]


It's tough doing third-order integrals in the darkness of a closet...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2024 at 7:00 pm
(April 6, 2024 at 5:16 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(April 6, 2024 at 7:54 am)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: ghnur3o.jpg]


It's tough doing third-order integrals in the darkness of a closet...

Many decades ago, we had an electromagnetic noise issue (sparks from parts in space, which gain a charge from solar radiation). We had a consultant who did the math to describe the power levels and so forth. 11-page paper, which, come presentation time, he had to be elsewhere. I worked with him quite a bit, and had a physics degree so I "got" to present. It was a big deal- we had vice-presidents in the crowd. I threw the first slide onto the view-graph projector. In typical fashion, it was just like a college class. "First, we integrate over a spherical volume...". They all saw the triple integral sign and just busted up. Those who may have seen spherical integration saw it far enough in the past that they may as well have never seen it. I just grinned and soldiered on with the presentation. Mind you, that consultant was a PhD EE who worked in the field for decades, and taught at a local prestigious university. I would not have been able to derive this presentation material myself.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 7, 2024 at 12:38 pm
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