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Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
#11
RE: Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
That made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Are you sure you get it?
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#12
RE: Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
Smile I've actually not heard that joke before, and it's not often I get to say that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#13
RE: Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
(December 27, 2011 at 7:31 pm)aleialoura Wrote: That made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Are you sure you get it?

Stimbo gets it.
Temel gets none.
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#14
RE: Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
1 : N
2 : O

3 : E
4 : V
5 : I
6 : D
7 : E
8 : N
9 : C
10: E
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#15
RE: Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
Quote:rather than act like you've studied judeo-christian theology in university


Mehmet....one can study bullshit for a thousand years and it remains bullshit.

One moron once accused me of believing in the Big Bang because an astrophysicist said it was true. He equated this to some shithead theologian proclaiming his "bible" ( or koran....you aren't special ) to be true.

The thing is I know that if were so inclined I could enroll in a university and obtain a degree in astrophysics and then I would not have to listen to the reasonable explanations of Neil De Grasse Tyson ( for example ) but could instead do my own. However, were I to expend an equivalent amount of time and energy on theology it would still qualify me to do nothing except quote off a bunch of random supernatural bullshit.

Kids who waste their lives learning to recite the fucking koran are pretty much in that boat.
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#16
RE: Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
(December 27, 2011 at 7:39 pm)Rhythm Wrote: 1 : N
2 : O

3 : E
4 : V
5 : I
6 : D
7 : E
8 : N
9 : C
10: E

That's fucking special, right there!
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#17
RE: Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
(December 27, 2011 at 7:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:rather than act like you've studied judeo-christian theology in university


Mehmet....one can study bullshit for a thousand years and it remains bullshit.

One moron once accused me of believing in the Big Bang because an astrophysicist said it was true. He equated this to some shithead theologian proclaiming his "bible" ( or koran....you aren't special ) to be true.

The thing is I know that if were so inclined I could enroll in a university and obtain a degree in astrophysics and then I would not have to listen to the reasonable explanations of Neil De Grasse Tyson ( for example ) but could instead do my own. However, were I to expend an equivalent amount of time and energy on theology it would still qualify me to do nothing except quote off a bunch of random supernatural bullshit.

Kids who waste their lives learning to recite the fucking koran are pretty much in that boat.
If you believe that the bible is bullshit, why actually spend time debating on it and spend your valuable minutes in which any of you could study some astrophysics to outline the main points on why you're not a christian?
The reason why people study theology is akin to why people study philosophy. Either, they're interested, like me, but I do not study theology, or they do it due to their profession(priests, imams, rabbis, monks and etc.).

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#18
RE: Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
Because idiots keep showing up here insisting it is true.

I don't go looking for them. They find me.
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#19
RE: Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
(December 27, 2011 at 8:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Because idiots keep showing up here insisting it is true.

I don't go looking for them. They find me.

As some other guy said somewhere on the first page about the burden of truth. Besides, I really don't know how many christians actually find their way to atheist sites.
Another atheist forum on which I also post had it's last thread created by a christian like some while back that I don't even remember, probably around last year.
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#20
RE: Ten Reasons I'm Not a Christian
Link the site, let's take a look.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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