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joke time
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Why don't blind people bungee jump?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
What's the difference between an echidna and a police car?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Doggy style means you get a treat afterwards, right?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (June 2, 2025 at 6:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Doggy style means you get a treat afterwards, right? If done correctly, I wouldn't need/want a treat afterward. 
I'm your huckleberry.
 RE: joke time
June 2, 2025 at 6:41 pm
(This post was last modified: June 3, 2025 at 3:48 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(June 2, 2025 at 6:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Doggy style means you get a treat afterwards, right? You get a treat during. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Later one afternoon, a man driving down a country road gets his car stuck in a mud hole. Within a few minutes, a farmer driving a tractor comes along and says, ‘I can pull you out, mister, but I’ll have to charge you $50.’ The man figures it’ll be both faster and cheaper than calling for a tow, so he agrees.
The farmer has the car pulled in no time at all and collects his money. ‘You know, mister, yours is the tenth car I’ve pullout out of this hole just today.’ ‘Good lord, ten cars? You must do all your farming at night.’ ‘Nah,’ says the farmer. ‘That’s when I fill the hole with water.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (June 2, 2025 at 6:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(June 2, 2025 at 6:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Doggy style means you get a treat afterwards, right? Two or three, if it's being done right.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(June 4, 2025 at 2:39 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(June 2, 2025 at 6:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You get a treat during. Well…maybe if I’m well rested and have a meal beforehand. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I went swimming at a public pool a few days ago and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard blew his whistle so loudly, I almost fell in.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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