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Is he dead yet?
#31
RE: Is he dead yet?
[Image: Dancer.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#32
RE: Is he dead yet?
(Yesterday at 6:58 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Dancer.jpg]

You left out The Twist.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#33
RE: Is he dead yet?
(Yesterday at 6:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm sure the MAGAts will demand a Lenin-like preservation and mausoleum. 

Boru

I foresee problems with it. Lenin brain was supposedly cut out before he was embalmed to check if there were physical signs of his genius. So if procedure is to be repeated exactly as it was bodies will need to be switched as I doubt that there is a brain in trump empty skull.
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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#34
RE: Is he dead yet?
(Yesterday at 11:48 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote:
(Yesterday at 6:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm sure the MAGAts will demand a Lenin-like preservation and mausoleum. 

Boru

I foresee problems with it. Lenin brain was supposedly cut out before he was embalmed to check if there were physical signs of his genius. So if procedure is to be repeated exactly as it was bodies will need to be switched as I doubt that there is a brain in trump empty skull.

There may well be a perfect brain in there, never used, mint condition.
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#35
RE: Is he dead yet?
(Yesterday at 3:17 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(Yesterday at 11:48 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: I foresee problems with it. Lenin brain was supposedly cut out before he was embalmed to check if there were physical signs of his genius. So if procedure is to be repeated exactly as it was bodies will need to be switched as I doubt that there is a brain in trump empty skull.

There may well be a perfect brain in there, never used, mint condition.

If there is anything inside it is a humongous piece of shit I wager.
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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#36
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This is taking too long. Can we just yeet this whole administation into the sun?
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#37
RE: Is he dead yet?
(Yesterday at 4:08 pm)Jackalope Wrote: This is taking too long.  Can we just yeet this whole administation into the sun?

I'd prefer they were launched on a trajectory that's unlikely to intersect with anything visible to the most powerful telescopes. A long cold freeze rather than a flash and done.
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#38
RE: Is he dead yet?
Day four.

Nope.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#39
RE: Is he dead yet?
(7 hours ago)The Valkyrie Wrote: Day four.

Nope.

We should start a betting pool - date and time of death, cause, location, etc.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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