I just read this post on a Christian forum.
Christians all make the same stupid arguments which have either been refuted long ago or don't make any sense to begin with.

As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?

Checkmate - Atheist!

Yeah, that some stupid shit right there. It's hard to believe that there are people out there who really are that stupid. Asylums need higher fences.

Checkmate indeed. Except that you've missed my knight which will now capture your unguarded queen.

Same old lame, false arguments. I think a lot of it has to do with intellectual laziness, not to mention that they're desperate to cling to any argument which supports their side, no matter how inane. I think for many of them their faith is so weak they have to keep reminding themselves that they're right. One of the most common ways they do it is to mock atheists.

Can I get an "All of the above" choice?

(January 30, 2012 at 5:03 pm)Xavier Wrote: These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

Yeah, because believing in verifiable, testable scientific study is nonsense compared to believing in this:



Yeah, we are pretty deluded huh.

*sniff* *sniff* What's that smell.... Poe is that you? Yeah, I think it is a Poe posting for the purpose of amusement. OP, what is the source of that excerpt?

I saw this, too. It's on Landoverbaptist.net. Apparently, they're supposed to be parodying Christian fundamentalists.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14025

...or at least I hope so...

(January 30, 2012 at 7:14 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: *sniff* *sniff* What's that smell.... Poe is that you? Yeah, I think it is a Poe posting for the purpose of amusement. OP, what is the source of that excerpt?

http://www.reddit.com/user/Brother_Percy/comments/

and

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14025

For the love of god .. wait that probably isn't going to work .. can someone please tell me what a POE is and how one smells it on their computer monitors?

Is there some other reason why we should be posting other than for our amusement. Sheesh, no one tells me anything.

Quote:Apparently, they're supposed to be parodying Christian fundamentalists.

Indeed they are.

Make sure you read their Hate Mail. Worth the price of admission.