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There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks

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There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
Minimalist Offline Donators
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 2:51 am
Quote:Our Word of God just kept getting better and better. Evidently, our Lord could dither about. Explains the back and forth in Genesis where he created the world, then regretted it, then flooded it, then regretted flooding it.


Quite the putz, eh?
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 3:07 am
Ineffectucal is a word that comes to mind.

The Goddess 'Anoia' has more power in her cigarette that this abrahamic desert twat.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 3:49 pm
(March 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I think we should just start agreeing with them in a very poe-like fashion. Might be fun.

Good plan. We could even pretend we're getting converted.

You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm
(March 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I think we should just start agreeing with them in a very poe-like fashion. Might be fun.

I agree.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Show me the Lord.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 5:05 pm
(March 17, 2012 at 8:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I suggest we spray.


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Wow.

I think that clearly shows the level of intolerance, hatred, and arrogance that you atheists have toward religious people...

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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 5:07 pm
(March 18, 2012 at 5:05 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: Wow.

I think that clearly shows the level of intolerance, hatred, and arrogance that you atheists have toward religious people...

Sure does Smile
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 5:07 pm
We're just doing you the courtesy of treating you the way you treat us Big Grin
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 5:13 pm
How is that a courtesy???... you guys want to kill us by spraying poison over us and that is NOT a courtesy. LOL
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 5:15 pm
(March 18, 2012 at 5:13 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: How is that a courtesy???... you guys want to kill us by spraying poison over us and that is NOT a courtesy. LOL

Its like a fast track to paradise. Win win! We don't have to deal with the theist bullshit and you go to meet your maker.
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