(March 18, 2012 at 7:45 pm)Napoleon Wrote: He's already smarter than the Christian population of the world. That's a billion people. Oh, and the muslim population. That's another billion.

A couple billion too many people. But haven't you heard? The westboro baptist church believes 16 billion people were killed by Noah's flood.

Mind boggling isn't it..

(March 18, 2012 at 7:52 pm)Loading Please Wait Wrote: The westboro baptist church believes 16 billion people were killed by Noah's flood.

(March 18, 2012 at 6:51 pm)Forsaken Wrote: Intelligent bloke he is becoming to be!

Yup; smart ,interested parents tend to produce smart interested children.I think that's called 'evolution in action' ,


Alei: Parents such as your dear self give me some hope for the future of our species. I don't suppose you would consider popping out another dozen units?

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Quote:He's a great kid! Straight A's all school year! He wants to be a veterinarian or a WWE Superstar when he grows up

Here he is, showcasing his favorite talent-

What a talent! What's he like at farting on demand? (it CAN be done; diet and exercise)


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Quote:Le Pétomane ( /ləˈpɛtəmeɪn/, French pronunciation: [ləpetɔˈman]) was the stage name of the French flatulist (professional farter) and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857–1945). He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to seem to fart at will. His stage name combines the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartomaniac". The profession is also referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste".[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane

(March 18, 2012 at 7:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The black xtians in Tennessee are just as fucked up as the white ones, Alei.

Important point to remember.

Oh yes, I know. My good friends/neighbors are black, and I love them, I really do...

But they were over here a few days ago telling me about how their tax refund was all stolen (thousands of dollars). She cashed the check, took it into work, left it in her purse in the break room, and someone stole it. I asked them what they did, of course, hoping they had called the police, alerted the manager, etc. They said that they didn't bother because god would return their money to them.

They do believe in evolution, though. So, that's good.

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(March 18, 2012 at 8:22 pm)padraic Wrote: What a talent! What's he like at farting on demand? (it CAN be done; diet and exercise)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane

He can fart on demand sometimes. He thinks farting is the bees knees.

I'm gonna buy your boy a beer when he is older. Total legend.

Best prepare him for the inevitable, “If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”

The correct response is, “If god created us from dust, why is there still dust?”

(March 18, 2012 at 6:48 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I explained to her that what he meant by that is that the human species had evolved into being in Africa, and since humans are nothing more than apes, everyone is an African ape, not just her, and not just black people.

Good for your son! But just a small point, scientists do not believe humans evolved from apes but from ape-like creatures. we share a common ancestor with apes but did not evolve from them. See link below for more details:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/librar...cat02.html

Quote:He can fart on demand sometimes. He thinks farting is the bees knees.

Truthfully, most of us never outgrow that.

Some just become jesus freaks and fart with their mouths.

(March 18, 2012 at 9:45 pm)Blanca Wrote:

(March 18, 2012 at 6:48 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I explained to her that what he meant by that is that the human species had evolved into being in Africa, and since humans are nothing more than apes, everyone is an African ape, not just her, and not just black people.

Good for your son! But just a small point, scientists do not believe humans evolved from apes but from ape-like creatures. we share a common ancestor with apes but did not evolve from them. See link below for more details:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/librar...cat02.html

We are apes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae

As with so much else, Alei, George Carlin said it best.

Quote:We like to think we've evolved and advanced because we can build a computer, fly an airplane, travel underwater, we can write a sonnet, paint a painting, compose an opera. But you know something? We're barely out of the jungle on this planet. Barely out of the fucking jungle. What we are, is semi-civilized beasts, with baseball caps and automatic weapons.